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  1. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    A very special Aussie woman I know.

    Yeah....I would give anything for that.

    AA
     
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    One is specific to Healthcare and the other Medicine....as well there are 3 others but I prefer not to discuss them.

    We purchased property and built but that was decades ago and these day's we lease as it is smarter and you can write off the entire cost of the lease.

    We feel we have a responsibility to our employees and several times an offer has come to us to buy us out....we said no.

    After all how much money is enough?

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    Ha!!

    I know this one!!

    Cnemidophorus neomexicanus!!!!

    I am just kidding!!

    I had to look this up!! LOL!!

    Thanks for kind words man...they are most appreciated.

    AA
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was gonna go with a Mule...but Okay.

    Anyway...buck up ya' bastard.
     
  5. AboveAlpha

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    Oh Boy!!

    Well...over the years I have had to learn and be partially fluent in a number of languages.

    For starters I am good with Spanish, Portuguese, German, Russian...my French sucks!! LOL!!

    But I also had to learn Farsi, Pashto, Dari, Arabic some Japanese and Chinese which is a B!#CH.....and a few others.

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    You know I have a Black Cat....that little SOB!!

    He knows how to push my buttons!!

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    Aren't we all?

    LOL!!!

    AA
     
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    LOL!!!

    I already answered this one!! LOL!!

    But for YOU...I will answer again!

    The airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow is about 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second.

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    Let's just say I really don't know what is going on right now.

    But I am hopeful.

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    Thanks man.

    I am such a P@$$Y!

    AA
     
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    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    Well, I know you get all emo when you don't take your runs.

    Which is a wonder how you're going to deal with the day to day in a nursing home, without a walk, when you get too old to take care of yourself.


    Well anyway, do you get happy when you eat whipped cream? It has nitrous oxide, aka laughing gas.
     
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    You know....your probably right.

    I do get a heavy duty runners high from the adrenaline and they do say if you run all the time and I usually run every day if you just stop you go through withdrawal.

    AA
     
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    Nope....you just miss it.
     
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    lol!!

    Oh man!!!

    Aa
     
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    Heh, my lady friend is a redhead. Never cries, takes no shyte off of anyone, loyal, slender, and the best part, commitment phobic. Best relationship I have ever had.
     
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    You are a very lucky man indeed!!

    Yeah...redheads can be tough!

    AA
     
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    With all your tech and military knowledge, can you get lost?:wink:
     
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    Hell...I get lost all the time!!!

    I REFUSE to use the GPS as I feel that is cheating!

    AA
     
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    Tell me about the healthcare enterprise because that you are willing to discuss. Was it based on a product like health insurance or a new kind of thermometer or was it service based like home health care, dentistry or a rehabilitation, nursing or therapy center
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    If you haven't found him he's probably just run away. Cats will hide if they are sick as they are instinctively paranoid of being attacked while ill, this is why cats don't malinger, but it also means he would not have gone far and you would have found him by now if he had died. Be of good cheer, animals, particularly cats, often get a wanderlust just like humans, it's nothing personal and he still loves you. He will most likely find another good home, cats, even tough cats, are adept at this. Cats are alone as a species in that they domesticated themselves
     
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    It is more specific to Medical Equipment and Services.

    I spent a LOT of time as a kid helping to move Lift Chairs and Electric Elevating Hospital Beds into Private Homes as back then Medicare and Medicaid covered it as well as some Insurance companies.

    AA
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    AA, were you the War Nerd, or one of them. (no offense, I really liked his blog)

    Are you an actual quantum physicist, or is it more a hobby

    When someone said you needed a woman I think they meant more as to getting your pipes blown than finding a life's companion. OTOH many good marriages have begun that way. Soul mates are among those things best found by not looking
     
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    I was an Assistant...not Associate...but Assistant Professor at MIT as I developed a Multiversal Theory Model.

    Now Multiversal Theory is NOT Many Worlds Theory as Many Worlds is fa too limited for Quantum Mechanics and M-Theory or Brane Theory.

    Plus in any Infinite System....as our Universe is FINITE....however the Multiverse is INFINITE....in any such system every possibility must exist.

    Thus in Many Worlds we have infinite versions of this single Universal Reality.

    In Multiversal Theory was have not only this but Infinite Many Worlds Models as well as there is not only infinite versions of our universe but there is also infinite versions of many different types of Universes which have completely different sets of natural physical laws.

    I have a theory specific to virtual Quark/Antiquark pairings numerics specific to established minimums and maximums blinking in and out of hadrons and universal reality all based upon probability of CAUSALITY.

    AA
     
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    I am beyond sad about it. I just wanted to see if AA was up for a challenging question.
     
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    Yeah....I love my cat too.

    AA
     
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    Makes me feel lucky to have met my own soul mate relatively young. Both of us are strong willed and yet we respect each other's strengths. In that regard it is a partnership of equals.

    What I can tell you is that women like my spouse are few and far between so I am grateful for seizing the opportunity when it came my way. Haven't had any reason to regret that decision in 40+ years either.

    OkGrannie has a saying on her posts that goes something like this...I went looking for a friend and none were to be found so then I chose to become a friend and friends were everywhere.

    What you need is a women who can be your friend and who will be there for you regardless. So go out and just start being friends with women instead of looking to be laid. That is a whole new world of people who see things in a different way. Worth the experience IMO.

    Good luck and feel better soon.
     
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    Just to add as I already replied to this.....many people never find their Soul Mate.

    Many people even get married and have kids yet they desperately needed someone so they settled but still the KNOW what they have could be so much better.

    And THAT...is a tragedy.

    It is not possible for me to be involved in a relationship unless it is a woman of extraordinary strength, intelligence, beauty, humor and sexual appetite.

    I have only found 3 so far.

    In my entire life.

    And you just cannot date a person once and know or not if they are that person but once you date them and be with them for a month you will either KNOW that is who you want or not.

    You cannot just HOPE things will evolve over time because they WON'T!!

    I know after a month if a woman is who and what I want and need and hopefully I am the same for her.

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    That is what I do.

    But sometimes you find a friend who also enjoys being laid as well and then....then you found the one.

    AA
     
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    Raises arm with rolling pin, "Here, Master THIS, Pal!!"
    :)
     
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    Bingo!!!
     
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