Ask AboveAlpha anything you want.

Now you see this is the problem as we DON'T know if Jesus actually said this or used these words.

The Gospel this comes from is a copy of a copy many times over and it has been invariably changed.

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A Brit TV science documentary a few years ago analysed that and found it could well have happened just like the 10 Plagues of Egypt did, all caused by natural phenomena.
Theists had no problems with that because they said God controls the Laws of Nature, so he was behind it anyway..

 

When the days of the huge and powerful Roman Military were over they decided to use RELIGION to control Europe as Priests, Bishops and Cardinals replaced Soldiers, Centurions and Prefects.

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Now your mess'n with a......SON OF A B!TCH!! NOW YOUR MESS'N WITH A SUMNAB!TCH!

LOL!!

LOVE IT!!!

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Why would anybody want to change anything?

 

My experience with Catholic School was I used to be a Boy Scout...made Eagle Scout actually and when I was just a young Tenderfoot I was running around in the basement of this Catholic School where we had our Scout Meetings with a buddy and a NUN stuck out her arm and CLOTHESLINED ME as I ran through a door as she was behind it to one side with her arm out catching me right under the chin as my body and legs went up in the air and I came down right on the back on my head on the concrete floor getting a concussion in the process.

As I lay there semi-unconscious this Nun started KICKING ME in my side with her pinty shoes yelling at me to GET UP!! LOL!!

What a crazy B!TCH she was!!!

Almost KILLED ME!!

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Yeah...it didn't happen.

The Hebrews document their crossing of the Reed Sea or Yam Suph with Moses at low tide and as the following Egyptian Army began crossing as the tide came in they got swamped and chariots have been excavated out of that area that was the Reed Sea.

It is well documented in the Tanakh and the Roman Imperial Biblical Canon CHANGED THE STORY.

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They didn't want to it's just something that happens when you only have a single copy and then the guy who wrote it is killed by the Romans and then another Christian had to make a new text from memory,

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No chariots have been excavated from the Yam Suf.. That's BS.

 

There was an article in Discover Magazine about this and I am pretty sure I still have it so I will go look and post back OK?

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This is from memory but perhaps you would know Margot I think they excavated the Chariots out of Tell Abu Sefeh?

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No there wasn't.. Its BS.. No chariots have ever been excavated ...

Its idiotic for starters because Egypt controlled all of Sinai and Canaan at the time and had Egyptian garrisons all over Sinai.. They paid tribute to pharaoh..

 

I could have swore they found some at Tell Abu Sefeh?

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The Qatif oil fields? Nowhere near Egypt.

 

OPPS!!

Sorry wrong name I got confused as this is from memory....I will go look it up.

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The 10 Plagues and the Exodus and Jesus were such big things that they were common knowledge all over the mideast, that's why nobody, not a single person ever came forward later to say "baloney, it never happened", because they knew they'd just be making laughing stocks of themselves!
Heck even 600 years after Jesus, the Koran called him a holy "miracle man" and it still does..

 

OK....I found it.

The dug them out of the beach sand on the Gulf of Aqaba.

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Yeah we had an oddball chaplain at school, he used to stride round in his long black cassock glaring at us kids with a face as sour as sh*t.
Just like your nuns did, he must have put hundreds of kids off Jesus over the years, but you and me didn't let people like that put us off..

 

If that happened today she would be arrested!!!

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PS- I just remembered a nun joke-
MOTHER SUPERIOR addressing the nuns- "I found out our convent caretaker is depraved"
SISTER MARY- "Oh filthy man!"
MS- "I found porn magazines under his bed"
SISTER BERNADETTE- "Oh terrible man!"
MS- "And I found condoms in his drawer so I stuck pins through them to teach him and his floozy a lesson"
SISTER MARIAN- "Oh f*ck!"

 

LOL!!!

What kind of meat does a Priest eat on Friday?

NUN!!

LOL!!

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Doncha just hate it when you wake up from a lovely dream for a pee, then try as you might, you can't go back to where you left off in it afterwards? 'Life's a beach!', as one crab said to another crab!

Think I might have posted that on the wrong thread. Nil carborundum!

 

Reminds me of the newly-set up dry cleaning company touting for business - they asked the local convent if they have any dirty habits. boom-boom!!

 

Are you sure it's infinite? I've heard its an amazingly huge number and always increasing but still a number. As close to infinity as you can get is still infinitely far away

Making things infinite runs into lots of theoretical problems right away. Though I won't presume to argue the math with anyone I could argue that the multiverse is a physically existing thing , not an abstract mathematical concept.

Or maybe it is, if all the infinite Universes are infinite too then wouldn't this be aleph infinity?

The mind boggles,

 

Have you ever been around any real men?

 

Like 88Mikes? Crazy bastards

 

There is a mathematical reality that cannot be denied and that is since there is existence then all possibilities must exist and Quantum Mechanics verifies this.

In order for choice to exist all possible choices must also exist thus all possible realities must exist.

The thing was before I began to work on this they had a much too limited concept of the Multiverse as that was the Many Worlds Model which basically was infinite and alternate divergent universal states of our reality.

The thing is that is too limited to account for an infinite system thus not only are there infinite versions of our universal reality there is also infinite versions of completely different realities and universes than our own thus there exists infinite Many Worlds Models.

We used Multiversal Polymorphic Quadratic Algebraic equations to get us to the New Form Calculus and Parabolic Calculus and we had to develop an entirely new syntax and form for this.

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