What's that old joke? "Whenever a woman complains about my package, I reply "Well, it may not be thick, but it's short!"
And how does everyone know he has the largest penis on record? Oh! I realise it now! He's an American!
Well let's see yours if you are up to compete. I'll judge fairly and I am completely neutral, not being American or Canadian myself.
Many people when young and fat or obese would refer to their belly buttons as being an inney or an outey depending on whether it popped out in clear view or recessed itself inside under all that blubber. Older overweight men can now relate to this inney/outey phenomenon by witnessing the same thing with the recessing of their teeny weeny penises (inneys) as they go into hiding or in taking umbrage from the embarrassment of it all.
What kind of a tool would wear tight clothing like that and display his wares? (if a woman wears tight clothes, you know what you'd call her...) (you all would definitely call her)
This reminds me of an old sketch comedy skit by the Upright Citizens Brigade [video=youtube;QpGzzAD85KQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpGzzAD85KQ&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL623ECC9ED053D521[/video]
That looks artificial don't believe its real, its one of those medical malpractices like seen in plastic surgery where one buttock is more droopy than the other. it looks like it could be filled with silicone The anatomy of it does not look functional, the amount of blood taken from his legs to fill that will leave him anemic and possibly pass out from excitment.