Not my fault y'all left the door unlocked. But yes, I am officially back on Staff. I am a wee bit nervous as *looks around* there are no other Advisers here. I saw what could have been a freshly dug grave out beyond back, but mebbe someone just planted flowers? For those who have wondered/asked or assumed, yes in fact I did have to agree to give up part of my soul to get back on Staff. But it's okay. It was just a tiny part and I gave 'em the part of my soul that's already dead b/c I tried watching Charlie Sheen's new sitcom. (being that I'm almost totally bed-bound these days, a television show has to be really, really bad for me not to watch at least 2 episodes before I decide. Not this time.)
A previous advisor tried to tunnel out. We just filled in the tunnel. They may or may not have been in it at the time, but that's obviously not our fault. Welcome home: [video=youtube;V6Dfo4zDduI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI[/video]
It feels like old times again!! Now the mods need to unban BL and Makedde needs to resign as moderator, and things would be just like the old days!! But with no BL and new boring moderator Mak, I don't know how I feel!! PS. Same thing for boring moderator Thad and we need to bring spanky back as well!!
Does who go both ways where? *looks around* I do in fact go "both ways" on a two-way street, but um....I'm not what ya'd call someone who swings from both sides of the plate. I'm 100% certified, bon-a-fied, grade A gov't checked out, lesbian. And at one point, long long ago----I was known round these parts as the "Lesbian Rabble Rouser"---but those were the days when I could rouse rabbles w/out having to then be on bed-rest for days so.....now I jes gently poke at rabbles and see if they rouse.
What the hell did you do to Spanky while I was gone?!?! Did you get drunk and go on a whale hunt? You....you....you whale hunting Yankee!!
Thank ye kind sir! Always love to hear from a fan. Well, that would explain the stench and the faint screams. (I don't know nothing!) And no, not y'all's fault. We've all of us on Staff read the sign about escape attempts. KSig!!!! I hid behind your couch for your birthday one year!! I love you too. (Y'all should go check out his picture album and tell me that's not just the best smile ever) What's this now? Breakfast? I love, love, love food other people cook! Oh my yes. And it's just pitiful. It's a sitcom version of the movie from couple years back called "Anger Management" I think there can be lots of humor found in poking fun of stereotypes, but to me it seems like the writers etc...go out of their way to be as offensive as possible at the expense of funny. Hi Jeff! Well....thanks and ewwww? Thank you! Whew! This pacing myself is something new. Used to be able to post/scroll threads/reply etc...for 6-8 hours a day. (It had been widely established that I have no life) I can't....I can't even drink like I used. I feel sad for me!
No, Spanky just disappeared. He left, surfaced again(see what I did there) as an extreme free-market advocate, and then disappeared again never to return!! I was involved in no whale hunting, and quite frankly, I resent the implication!!
“It does seem to me, that herein we see the rare virtue of a strong individual vitality, and the rare virtue of thick walls, and the rare virtue of interior spaciousness. Oh, man! admire and model thyself after [Spanky] the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it. Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole. Like the great dome of St. Peter's, and like [Spanky] the great whale, retain, O man! in all seasons a temperature of thine own.”
Well....(*)(*)(*)(*)....at you too. Look, knowing what I do about how unsafe even some bathroom stalls are around you....what the hell do I know you been doing all up there in Yankee land? Hmmm? Wait, that sounds familiar. Oh! 50 Shades of Gray?
Tresha, I was thinking the other day, that I missed your intelligence on this forum. I know we don't agree, but I always like to see your banter. Welcome back!
Why thank you. Is true, I do enjoy bantering. Come on now, we agree on some things. We both agree that you're from Colorado and I'm from Texas. See? Working our way toward middle ground already!
Texas and Colorade, hmmm seems to me that I've heard tell of those places. Now Wyoming, that's the place to be. Lots of open space, hardly any people and the cleanest air in the country. Not to mention having the best national park in the nation. lol
Good morning from the EU. After being very happy to see you back again, my little sausage, I hope you will understand what Imma say now. Ya know I really miss lita456.