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Man Has Sex with Couch Faces 9 Months in Prison if Convicted

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  1. Zosiasmom

    Zosiasmom New Member Past Donor

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    In news far more interesting then finding out if Obama or Romney said something stupid today, a man was caught by a cop having sex with a couch and is now facing up to 9 months in prison and $10,000 in fines if convicted!

    I don't really know what to say about this except that couches have rights, too.

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    http://waukesha.patch.com/articles/waukesha-man-charged-after-having-sex-with-a-couch?ncid=searchuspatc00000002

     
    Zosiasmom, Sep 24, 2012
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  2. Really People?

    Really People? New Member

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    Whaaaaaa!!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?!
     
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  3. Leatherface

    Leatherface Banned

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    I always go for the Easy chair. Never talk back.
     
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  4. cjm2003ca

    cjm2003ca Active Member

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    only in america ..we are really falling apart fast..
     
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  5. Leatherface

    Leatherface Banned

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    Pretty hot sofa. Nice cushions.
     
    Leatherface, Sep 24, 2012
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  6. custer

    custer New Member

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    Oh please.
     
    custer, Sep 24, 2012
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  7. mikezila

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    they aren't called easy for nuffin...:laughing:
     
    mikezila, Sep 24, 2012
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  8. Leatherface

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    She'll do in a pinch. Thank God for Scotchguard.
     
    Leatherface, Sep 24, 2012
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  9. mikezila

    mikezila New Member

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    come on! you know that the couch being out on the curb is what got him busted. i have no problem with what he does with his furniture in the privacy of his own home, but out on the curb is another matter.
     
    mikezila, Sep 24, 2012
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    Weird as (*)(*)(*)(*), but this is excessive.
     
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  11. Dispondent

    Dispondent Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It was outdoors. Sorry, I'd be pretty upset if I drove by and saw that. If dude wants to screw his couch in his home, I don't care, I don't have to see that. The cops are right on this one...
     
    Dispondent, Sep 24, 2012
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    ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!

    Too much!!!!
     
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  13. Really People?

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    LMAO!!!

    Post of the week!!!
     
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    I guy actually thought he could have sex with a couch???

    A GUY ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH A COUCH??

    I can't picture this at all.
     
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  15. Dispondent

    Dispondent Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just wait for the dashboard cam footage, then it will burned in your mind FOREVER!!!!
     
    Dispondent, Sep 24, 2012
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  16. cjm2003ca

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    couch need more cushion for the pushin
     
    cjm2003ca, Sep 24, 2012
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    that should be a ticket direct to the mental ward, obviously missing a few marbles
     
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    I think this guy took the Chappelle Show a little too literally with the phrase, "F#@$ yo couch!"
     
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    Dispondent Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Why are you so prejudiced to the Man Couch Love community? I thought we were supposed to be a tolerant society...
     
    Dispondent, Sep 24, 2012
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  20. Piscivorous

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    Why not? There are plenty of reasons:

    He doesn't have to take it out for a fancy meal.
    He doesn't have to take it to the movies.
    He doesn't have to worry about it gossiping with the recliner.
    He can't get it pregnant, so there will be no foot stool support.
    There is plenty of cushion-for-the-pushin.

    Besides. Have you seen that couch? It's lucky to get any outside-on-the-curb lovins.
     
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  21. Kranes56

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    Geez, that's gotta be awkward, how are you going to explain this to the bed? I mean, you sleep with her every night.
     
    Kranes56, Sep 24, 2012
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  22. Zosiasmom

    Zosiasmom New Member Past Donor

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    ^^^^^^lol
     
    Zosiasmom, Sep 24, 2012
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    Yeah, sure.

    He very likely will not, but it makes a headline more catchy.
     
    DonGlock26, Sep 24, 2012
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    If the guy goes to jail he will learn what being a couch really means. Really sad if you think about it.
     
    Pgraphicx, Sep 24, 2012
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  25. rstones199

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    The thread is misleading. I thought it was because the man was having sex with couch.

    Not until I read the OP's article did I realize it was out side.

    Yes, he should be arrested for this. If he wants to have sex with a couch, do it in the privacy of his house.
     
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