Romney:“It’s never good when your opponent has produced more sons than you have jobs"

loool

That's gotta sting man wow. That's not a jab, that's a down right upper cut.

Oh man. Flash mobs was the first thing that came to mind when I read that.

 

Same here.

 

LMAO I know right?

What really stings is where Romney said this in the debate:
"The government can't create jobs."

 

Romney is crass.........

 

A very good line.

 

Romney will never produce as mans sons as he produced jobs (in China).

 

Here's some video from the event. Funny (*)(*)(*)(*).

[video=youtube;ejqcFZttM4Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejqcFZttM4Y[/video]

 

"crass". Haha...no Romney has "class". And tonight we learned that he also has a great sense of humor too! Don't blame you for not being able to take his jokes though...but (*)(*)(*)(*) they were funny as (*)(*)(*)(*)!

 

Also learned that Romney was made to wear a tux...looked awesome on him, the slicked back hair was perfect too...looked like royalty.

 

Romney has money, not class.. He is an awkward nerd.

 

As snookie would say..wahhhh

 

Romney delivered some hard hits in this vid, at this event, but ended graciously. Even Obama himself seemed to respect and recognize.

 

Romney completely roasted Obama last night.lol
I love how he took a jab at the media

Of course rules of fairness have to be enforced, because what other safeguard do we have, besides the press?

(LAUGHTER)

And...

(APPLAUSE)

...now I never suggest that the -- that the press is biased. I recognize that they have their job to do, and I have my job to do. My job is to lay out a positive vision for the future of the country, and their job is to make sure no one else finds out about it.

(LAUGHTER)

Let's just say that some in the media have a certain way of -- of looking at things. When suddenly I -- I pulled ahead in some of the major polls, what was the headline? "Polls Show Obama Leading from Behind."

(LAUGHTER)

And I've already seen early reports from tonight's dinner, headline; "Obama Embraced by Catholics. Romney Dines with Rich People."

Transcript here:http://blogs.suntimes.com/politics/2012/10/transcript_mitt_romney_at_the_alfred_w_smith_dinner.html

Second, find the biggest available straw man and then just mercilessly attack it.

(LAUGHTER)

Big Bird didn't even see it coming.

(LAUGHTER)

And by the way in -- in the spirit of Sesame Street, the president's remarks tonight are brought to you buy the letter 'O' and the number $16 trillion.

(LAUGHTER)

 

That's some comedy gold right there! LMAO!

 

Yea Romney did good.

..and we can't forget the way McCain killed it too.

[video=youtube;j82lhqiAF-M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j82lhqiAF-M[/video]

 

I'd rather have a POTUS who can be "crass" when speaking the TRUTH than a POTUS who's an absolute FAILURE......

 

Really, WTF has Obama done so far?

 

LMAO...It was perfect. He looked like Gordon Gekko.

 

Romney was absolutely great on his delivery and timing. His one liners were stinging to the bone. LOL! Obama looked like he didn't want to be there, but what I find most entertaining is reading the liberals on this thread who can't for one second put down their partisan hatred of someone they disagree with politically and appreciate some good roasting humor. Obama is usually great at his delivery of a joke, but last night it seemed to lack for some reason. I also think his joke writers were kind of lame on the material they wrote for him.

 

See the post a few above yours. I even mentioned where McCain tore Obama a new one silly.

 

And Obama isn't? I think at that level, they're all crass, all egotistical.

 

Dude, those are AWESOME lines!!! I'm sorry I didn't see that, thanks for posting them.