Smartie's 2013 Bar & Grill #50

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  1. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    I hear ya, they ruined my order last time. 20$ down the drain, they get their cooks from macdonald's as that is the only place one can be promoted from to work at a waffle house.

    never order a steak from ihop or dennys, best go to a steak place like ruth chris, morton, or long horn.
     
  2. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ruth Chris is just too expensive.Granted their steaks are wunderbar.
    But they encourage those in a group to order ala carte for side
    orders and share.Because like all side orders run like $10 bucks.
    You want asparagus with yer steak ... it's $10 bucks.
    You want au graten potatoes with yer steak ... $10 bucks.
    Same with a baked potato.
    Wine is like $12-16 bucks for a controlled portion of low grade Red.
    You pay $ 14 bucks for 4 oz. of Red wine that costs maybe $20 a bottle.
    I would like to go just once and have a small group and spend like
    $ 5,ooo.The best and most of everything.Of course I was brought up to
    be a strong believer in doggy bags.So,it might be a bit complicated fitting
    into an elevator with all those numerous doggy bags.
     
  3. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Th best I can do today is Good Morning everyone..you too Foolie.
     
  4. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Hi. Where am I?
     
  5. Lary

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    Why thank you for noticing Kimi...The Old Spice was a Christmas gift from a homeless friend of mine.
    sniff sniff..wait..this isnt old spice!!!! :omfg: lol

    Good ta see ya Kimster :)



    [video=youtube;WjAPoN8qs0Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAPoN8qs0Q[/video]
     
  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    'mornin, y'all. What's with the mod hangover syndrome? Y'all have a party last night and didn't invite us??? *bangs pots & pans*

    Adventures in Plumbing yesterday resulted in my taking another day off today to get the job finished. We're in the wrong biz, folks. Ended up with a 'journeyman with 18 yrs exper' instead of my bar buddy plumber Jess. I've still got sticker shock... but whatcha gonna do?

    The very expensive man is coming back this afternoon with a helper and bigger auger to clear out the vent pipes on the roof. I can hardly wait. *bites nails*

    Coffee anyone?

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  7. Kimi

    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    Good to see you, too, Lary! No, I actually like Old Spice. It reminds me of my grandad....:)


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    Ugh....hate plumbing problems. Enjoy your day off, anyway, if you can!

     
  8. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    You backed up crap to the top of the vent pipe? What the hell kind of burritos you been eating?
     
  9. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I love the smell of Old Spice.
    Great smell Lary!

    My great uncle use to use Old Spice. I remember watching him shave. He had this cup with hard soap in it and a brush he would wet and later up the soap with. He used a straight razor to shave and pour some Old Spice on his hands and slap himself in the face. Very Cool
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Kimi heads up. If Smartie offers you a burrito it may be best to pass on it. lmao
     
  11. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ok.Question of the day.Like when did you become a Mod.
    And what benefits are you afforded.My last PF bill added a
    surcharge for training expenses of New Mods.
    I think I deserve a rational answer.
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    I am, because I think that you are all ladies here.
     
  13. Kimi

    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I've kinda gathered that. lol

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    Hugs OT! I'm so glad to see you around again. I've been reading about your ails....just stick with us, we'll take care of you....:)
     
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    old spice is the only deodorant strong enough to work for me, great product.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ok ... butts ... what about us Fellars.?
    We don't actually cotten bein' told we ALL ladies.
    care to amend.
     
  16. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Sweat doesn't smell. Living bacteria that feed off sweat and defecate is what smells. You are smelling bacteria (*)(*)(*)(*).
     
  17. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Actually it was Mother Nature's crap that stopped up the vent pipes... leaves. Who knew you should really have those pipes snaked out every year or two? DOH! I know now... but it was an expensive-ass lesson. :(

    All fixed and I've got two brand new Delta faucets that don't drip and a bathroom sink that actually drains.

    Let's see... work tomorrow, then off 3 days (MLK), work 3 days, next Fri's my reg day off.

    Yeah! Lovin this schedule -- wish I could work it all the time!

    [note to self: you spent a thousand bucks in the last 48 hrs... get back to work... who do you think you are, Barack Obama?]
     
  18. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hiya Kimi! Whassup, sistah? :hug:
     
  19. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    agreed, people with more body mass have more real estate available for bacteria to farm and feed themselves with.

    so those bowel movements from bacteria are exponentially increased and produce more emissions than on a smaller framed person.

    old spice has the strongest odor fighting agents of any deodorant on the market today, at least to my knowledge.
     
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    pipes are just like intestines, they need to be cleaned out once in awhile with laxatives. but 1,000 is expensive for a laxative.

    that's a little more than one months welfare check for me, you must live in a mansion in texas i'm impressed.

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    I get it.Outstink the stink.
    Why not just Out schtick the stick.
     
  22. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    More information than is necessary.
    I dint know that bacteria defecated.Next thing I expect to hear is how
    there's a New reality Show starring the Bacteria's.
     
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    I've actually had to work this week. Geeze....you'd think that's what I'm here for....:)

    Making a trip through the metroplex the first of March. My oldest son and I are going to West Texas to visit the family. He just got a new truck that needs christening in Texas.
     
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    Gives 'real estate agent' an entire new meaning, doesn't it?
     
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    I have been a mod for awhile.. I was on sabbatical. I came back and reclaimed my job.
     
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