Satan's lies

So, let's say your Satan is roughly the way you portray him. Isn't planting old fossils and manipulating people the hard way of being Satan? Wouldn't it make much more sense for Satan to write an erroneous book and make people believe it? At least knowing what we know today, that seems to have been much more efficient, so why would Satan bother with fossils?

 

No.

Actually God is the one fooling us... unless you think... that Satan can do things without God's permission?

Read your holy text please and get back to us.

 

You don't understand YEC's. They think that all the coal and oil in the world was created during a single year by the Great Flood along with all of the continents, the grand canyon, and every mountain range in the world.

 

I wonder stupid one has to believe that dinosaurs had rocks for bones.

 

That's it, ignore Science (Satan to You), even GOD is laughing at ya for your refusal to use one of the best tools he equipped you with, a brain. Speaking of lazy, your own thread disproves your own signature, ROTFLMAO!

 

By God, you mean the jewish and muslim god?
Or some other type god?

 

God gives him freewill!!! No permission needed.

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With God all things are possible.

 

Home schooling!!!

 

Oh man I'm so glad he made this thread. I haven't laughed that hard at an OP in a long while.

 

.....It must be my computer but everything was all jumbled up.

 

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization.

"I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

"Everything is here already," the pictograph continues. "We do not need more stars."

Historians believe that, immediately following the biblical event, Sumerian witnesses returned to the city of Eridu, a bustling metropolis built 1,500 years before God called for the appearance of dry land, to discuss the new development. According to records, Sumerian farmers, priests, and civic administrators were not only befuddled, but also took issue with the face of God moving across the water, saying that He scared away those who were traveling to Mesopotamia to participate in their vast and intricate trade system.

Moreover, the Sumerians were taken aback by the creation of the same animals and herb-yielding seeds that they had been domesticating and cultivating for hundreds of generations.

"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."

According to the cuneiform tablets, Sumerians found God's most puzzling act to be the creation from dust of the first two human beings.

"These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot."

 

He is NOT an official representative.

 

No, but there are enough who are just about this stupid.

 

Eridu is over 7000 years old
Summerian myths are the birth place of all myths Abrahamists believe .
Every old nation including native Australians have some flood stories, here in Greece we have three

 

I didn't say animals had bones for rocks I mealy was stating that it is impossible for an animal to have rocks as bones to prove that fossils aren't real.

 

Well if this Satan lies it's this God's fault he created everything right?

 

I totally understand what happened at the Salem Witch Trials now.
Now where exactly is this proof?
Now Creation Scientists have repeatedly proven the exact date of the earth

 

You only thing you succeeded in doing is showing how ignorant/idiotic you are.

 

Why bother. You covered everything.