A liberals prayer:

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  1. Ray9

    Ray9 Well-Known Member

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    The government is my shepherd, I shall not work.
    It maketh me to lie down and collect welfare.
    It leadeth me beside the unemployment office.
    It restoreth my EBT card.
    It leadeth me in the paths of looting and rioting for its name's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of available employment,
    I will fear no responsibility, for the government is with me.
    Its benefits and handouts they comfort me.
    It preparist a shopping cart for me in the presence of my employed neighbors.
    It annointest my head with expensive shampoo, my wallet runneth over.
    Surely freebies, cell phones and gift bags will follow me all the days of my life:
    And I will dwell fat, on the dole forever.
     
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    The diversity in America is truly astonishing. The positions often very extreme.

    The question I have: Do you think that this view you have towards liberals and left-wing applies only for the US?
     
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    The shopping mall is my shepherd, I shall not stay home.
    It maketh me go down and buy loads of stuff.
    It leadeth me beside the shiny new things.
    It restoreth my wages to merchants.
    It leadeth me in the paths of avoiding taxation.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of socialists,
    I will fear no theft by poor people, for my money is with me.
    Its benefits, they comfort me (and no one else).
    It preparist a shopping cart for me in the presence of my starving neighbors.
    It annointest my head with expensive shampoo, and my wallet runneth over.
    Surely new cars, cell phones and tvs will follow me all the days of my life:
    And I will dwell fat, while the meek die.

    Jesus loves you.
     
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    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    Closed thread,,Rule 11,,,
     
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