Who does this? Golf course pooper.

Wasn't even sure under which category to post this. I suppose a bit of locker room humor. But what sicko thinks doing this is funny?

http://m.bleacherreport.com/article..._campaign=programming-national?is_shared=true

 

my first job was as a caddy at a golf course... it was private and had a $40k annual membership fee, did not include the round of golf or meals either... one member was kicked out of the club, and I guess their family had been member for almost 100 years, since the club was opened originally... and the bratty "kid" (it was a 30-something year old man) who went ballistic, drove his porsche out onto the golf course and destroyed a couple fairways before the car got stuck in its own marks...

he probably though he was ruining the course... it was opened the next day with all the tire marks filled in, and green sod placed over them... a week later after they finally cut the grass down again, you couldn't tell anyone had ever driven over the course... so I guess spoiled brats think they will make a point that will last forever and ruin everyones life... all it really did was get me a few extra tips for kicking up balls from the deeper grass for the golfers so they got a better shot... best week ever for me... don't think any of the other hoity toity members really cared, they looked down upon the guy who ruined their week of golf...

I guess rich kids who inherit money are different from the old money who made it... even as a 12 year old caddy, I could tell the difference and I knew nothing at that point in my life about people... but I guess a turd is still a turd, just wait for the stink...

 

that is awesome, im gonna do that this weekend

[video=youtube;Z4w7H48tBS8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8[/video]

 

Awesome? All sarcasm aside.....make sure you have a roll of TP with you before you get any ideas.

 

All the course needs to do is pull the pins and cups at the end of the day and reset them the next day. If someone poops in the hole, they can just move the cup and bury the crap in the hole without having to cleans the stuff up really. Most golf courses change their pin settings several times a week anyway.