The "War on Women" a briefing for men.

ATTENTION MEN!! It is I, your leader, Satan. I'm here with the latest news on our campaign against the females. Since the beginning of time we have waged this war. It has been extremely costly, destroyed many lives, and gone on far to long. I would also like you all to keep the "white man" in your prayers, for they have been the hardest hit in this war. But now, with all that said, I am pleased to report that we have been advancing on almost all fronts. We continue to win battle after battle. Central command believes that complete victory is in site within the next 20 years.

Just recently, on the military front, The Obama has deemed women will now be eligible for the draft. This will save many male lives and relieve the burden of defense from us to them.


http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/white-house-considers-making-women-eligible-for-military-draft/

On the pop culture side, Bruce Jenner has proven that males are better then women at everything, including being a women.



On the political front, the women are about to break the glass ceiling and bring us the first female president. This will shift more of the blame from whats wrong with the world from us to them. Also, we too are breaking a glass ceiling by installing the first, first man. Not just any man either. Bill Clinton, known rapist and adulterer. An excellent role model for the men of this country if we want to maintain the resolve we need to end this war.



Lastly, on the business front, women's advancement is accelerating. More Female CEO's, managers, and owners then ever before. At the rate women are "advancing" we estimate male exclusion from the workforce entirely within 20 years. If we maintain our resolve, if we hold true to our principles, we can bring this war to an end, Totally victory. Soon, every man will be able to sit on the couch all day, watch sports, and be responsible for absolutely nothing. UTOPIA

 

Don't forget women eventually eclipsing men in heart disease and losing ground in longevity.

Now, when is that lovely lady going to pick me up for our dinner date? She's late. Again!

 

Hillary has a war on women. Her war is against all the women Bill raped or molested.

 

IMO the MSM if it wasnt biased would report Hillary's war on women. Hillary's war on women is against all the women Bill raped or molested. Yet for some reason we never see any reports on this. Why?

 

I understand the sarcasm of the OP. However, I think it is important to point out that the so-called "war on women" is just one of many wedge issues purely designed to motivate the dems core constituents (aka, low info voters) to get out and vote in the next election. Other nonsensical wedge issues are racism, racist police, income inequality, and of course, gun control. When these are actually analyzed carefully, they are no where near most people's highest priority or concerns. This is how we ended up with Obamacare in 2009 where not one elected republican representative voted for it, and as a result, the (R)s took back the House in 2010.

Steve

 

Don't forget the greatest victory for men: the woman's right to choose.

Now if you knock up a woman, the entire responsibility for the child lies with the woman. She chooses to give birth and so is responsible for the consequences.

 

Excellent post!!! Entertaining and informative....

 

Hopefully, there will be a woman President very soon.

 

If it is a woman, for the sake of the country I hope it is Carly Fiorina, and not the lying crooked old rip Hillary!!!!!!

 

Who knew that "racism" is a nonsensical partisan wedge issue?
Who knew that "racist police" is a nonsensical partisan wedge issue?

Seems anything that is not agreed to by the far right is a wedge issue, because they dont' believe its an issue to begin with.

I'll tell you what REAL wedge issues are = the war on Christmas and the war on white men. (poe, just to be sure)

 

I knew Racism is lame.

liberals want everyone to believe that like 99% of cops are evil and purposely hold down people by race.

"Christmas" and "white men" have long been favorite targets of the left.

 

You are only showing your own biased partisan stripes. When you look at the 2010 and 2014 elections, and how they turned out for dems, then your bias is exposed. Keep it up and the (R)s will continue to take more offices in the future. Those are elections when the people voted on issues that concerned them rather than phony issues to get low-info voters out to vote. Newsflash: Obama isn't on the ballot anymore, therefore, goodbye low-info voters.

Steve

 

When it comes to the war on womens...

... Uncle Ferd says...

... "Make love - not war."

 

Now that is hilarious. You appear to think that there aren't a huge number of low info conservative voters.

And that is a major problem, not to mention a telling reason why a bombastic bully is leading the republican presidential candidacy race.

Half the world's population has below average intelligence and of the other half, the vast majority are ignorant. Lack of intelligence and knowledge are not exclusive to any single partisan or ethnic group. As some of the more vocal from both sides of the political spectrum so ably demonstrate.

 

Sorry, I can't take anything you say seriously after looking at lord helmet in your avatar. I imagine everything in your OP is being said in his voice.

 

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I think the topic of this read is rather cute, in a mundane sort of way. It is good to see men whom are severely troubled and traumatized by the advances females have made, vent themselves online rather than take such frustration out on those around them. Sites like this do provide a public service and should be congratulated.
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I agree racism is "lame" although I think "ignorant" is a much better descriptor.

that's what the far right would have everyone believe. But that is yet another partisan bumpersticker.

OTOH, do you deny that there is a rather curious imbalance in enforcing laws when it comes to race?

Oh look, bullcrap wedge issues from the right. Hypocrites are blind to their hypocrisy.

 

You are now twisting my words to suit your own biases. Like I said above, keep it up and watch history repeat itself when dems lose big in coming elections. Now THAT would be hilarious!

As Nancy Pelosi likes to say justifying a loss, "we just didn't get the information out to people." We all know more than she thinks we do.

Steve

 

Oh so perhaps you can explain more precisely what you actually meant by this statement:

 

Obama was successful in bringing people out to vote for him that had never voted before, in both the 2008 and 2012 elections. (aka, low-info voters) It is as simple as that.

The 2008 election had a record number of voters.

Steve

 

Maybe you missed it but thread is a joke. Just like the imaginary "War on Women" that doesn't exist.

 

Dark Helmet is awesome. Hearing the Dark Helmet voice in the OP makes it that much cooler. Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb

 

I think there are a few "racist" in every field of life. From dog catchers to president. The President says that the "white man's" greed runs a world in need and that "white men" just drive around the world on cruise ships throwing food away. Whenever you wanna see how racist a leftist is, whenever they say "white man", replace "white man" with "Jews"and suddenly they all sound like Hitler.

I'm here in California, and right after the San Bernardino shooting, they were blaming the "Christmas" party and a "Jew" for setting the dude off. Like it was the fault of the workplace for having a "Christmas" party and that offended a peace loving Islam so much, he came back and shot everyone he could. Later we learned he had a pipe bomb factory in his garage and had been planning Jihad for years.

 

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Yeah, it is a joke. Just like the imaginary "War on Men" by feminists.

 

I agree, this whole "battle of the sexes" thing is totally lame and so are the people that buy into it. There ain't no "war" on anyone. In my day to day life, I see everyone getting along. Nobody gives a rip what race/sex/religion you are, they just care if your cool or a (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*).