Ironclad 2020 Strategy

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  1. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I have devised a completely foolproof election strategy for the GOP.

    Very simple:

    1. The RNC higher-ups get in contact with sympathetic MEPs in the European Union - Farage, Hannan, etc, and have them begin scheming to have the EU hack the RNC's computers just before the election.
    2. The RNC's emails get hacked and forwarded to the NY Times.
    3. Protest very strongly that the Democrats must accept the election results.
    4. After the Democrats win the election, have the now-GOP administration leak the knowledge that the EU hacked the RNC to get the Democrat in power.
    5. Despite the lack of any evidence the Democrats colluded with the EU on the hacks, they get disqualified for some reason.
    6. They cannot cry about it because they already have hundreds of hours of footage of every major Democrat denouncing Trump for the same thing.
    7. Profit???

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    What do you think? Foolproof? Difficult to initiate?

    I agree, but it's worth a shot.
     
  2. PrincipleInvestment

    PrincipleInvestment Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the DNC sould buy up surplus "telex" equipment, which of course are antiquated land-line devices, in order to shield themselves from future embarrassment at the hands of hackers ...
     
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    if you think any of this is an election strategy, (this part was censored because I was told I'm a big (*)(*)(*)(*)ing (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) far too often to people like you)...

    the 2020 election will be about the economy stupid... its ALWAYS about the economy... if you think people care about hacking this much, you have had the wool pulled over your eyes by the media who needs to sell some ads to you, they would like to send a thanks on behalf of their profits this quarter... seriously, are you just screwing around and this thread should be in the humor and satire section instead? you can't possibly be serious...
     
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    AlphaOmega Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think it's easier to just let democrats be democrats and do things like call us deplorables, refer to mexicans as "taco bowls" and get caught paying people to incite violence at peaceful rallies....this in addition to making young girls pee next to grown men in secluded bathrooms where there is only one way in and out and no cameras.....moms love that sorta thing.
     
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    I guarantee that the economy in the 1st year of Trump will exceed 3%...something that 8 years of Obama could never do...for the first time in history. From where Obama started, it should have been simple to grow over 3% at least for the 1st year after the biggest recession since the great depression. More proof that leftist ideas don't work in the real world.

    3% + growth in every year of Trumps 1st 4 years is all the strategy we need.
     
  6. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I am absolutely serious. This is some next level 3D chess mate, you've got to think two steps ahead otherwise you're two steps behind.

    The precedent is set: if a foreign power interferes on your behalf and without your complicity, you are responsible and should be disqualified or have extraordinary measures taken against you. Don't hate the player; hate the game.

    Nobody doesn't know that if you take lots of stagnant money and shoot it out of the money cannon attached to your Joint Strike Force Fractional Reserve x IRS Blackhawk Ca$h helicopter you will get growth in the economy. This is common, accepted knowledge from practically all sides of politics.

    You could create a high growth economy (in the short term anyway) by taking a trillion in taxes and putting it into the military, public infrastructure, whatever you want. All of these spending projects are just bonuses on the fundamental idea of paying people to uselessly smash rocks in the desert. The aforementioned examples simply result in a little bonus at the end: a highway, some dead Arabs, etc.

    In fact, Trump's plan on growth isn't actually all that different to Obama's, he just wants them smashing different rocks with your money. Remember the half-trillion dollar American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009? It doesn't especially matter what you spend the money on, just that you spend it.
     
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    okay now that I know you're serious, you really are bat(*)(*)(*)(*) crazy... your "strategy" is to intentionally lose the election, as a goal, and then try to get it back through the court system, on a hail mary throw because you think the courts will go to this extreme measure to toss out a president-elect?

    how about, you encourage your party, to spend the next four years, doing whats right for america, and then you and they won't have to rely on such wacky crazy (*)(*)(*)(*) you are only likely to find in the tinfoil hat folks convinced they've been probed by aliens rather than just mentally insane...

    seriously... all republicans need to do is clamp down on waste, bolster up social programs people love like social security, and then make sure illegals don't get legalized and take jobs away from them... finish the economic recovery we've been waiting 8 years for and you win hands down...

    don't come up with wacky crazy (*)(*)(*)(*) to win... how about, just doing what needs to be done... what the (*)(*)(*)(*)...

    sometimes I really do hate defending republicans on this website or in life, you're one of the (*)(*)(*)(*)ers who make me question that effort...
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Its not going to be about the economy. The left will continue their class/demographic warfare.
     
  9. Genius

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    It was $860 Billion, but who's counting? Anyway, spending tax dollars without having the balancing income is what Obama did. Trump will be revenue neutral. Any bets on a balanced budget within the first term?
     
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    Democrats didn't call white people racists and enough other insults. So for 2020 they should have an ocean of billboards reading "White people are deplorable racists and ignorant bigots responsible for all problems" Paid Political Ad of The National Democratic Party. Also, Democrats didn't cause enough race riots, looting and arson nor get enough police officers shot. They need to double-down on the DNC's 2016 tactics.
    "We welcome all refugees and immigrants of the world - eliminate all borders NOW!" billboards too.
     

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