Did you know that just because you own or carry a gun doesn't mean that you have to shoot someone and if you meet another gun owner it doesn't mean that you're going to shoot each other?
Carrying a gun, aside from hunting, means you're prepared to kill someone. I just extrapolated to the obvious conclusion. The same with the bicycle part of your thought. They're kinda useless unless you're going somewhere. Or are you the kind of person who believes guns are a convenient kind of magic wand to get your own way? I assure you this is not the case.
If you're depressed, remember: feeling well-adjusted in a deeply unjust and cruel society isn't something to be proud of.
Dear optimist and pessimist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Yours, the opportunist
They shall not grow old As we grow old Age shall not weary them Nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun, And in the morning, We shall remember them. - "For the Fallen", Laurence Binyon