Sayings

But how beautifully!

 

Did you know that just because you own or carry a gun doesn't mean that you have to shoot someone and if you meet another gun owner it doesn't mean that you're going to shoot each other?

 

Carrying a gun, aside from hunting, means you're prepared to kill someone. I just extrapolated to the obvious conclusion. The same with the bicycle part of your thought. They're kinda useless unless you're going somewhere.

Or are you the kind of person who believes guns are a convenient kind of magic wand to get your own way? I assure you this is not the case.

 

Live so that were your life a book, Florida would ban it.

 

When life gives you lemons a simple operation can give you melons.

 

If you're depressed, remember: feeling well-adjusted in a deeply unjust and cruel society isn't something to be proud of.

 

Rocky mountain oysters: the original sack lunch

 

Dear optimist and pessimist,
While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Yours, the opportunist

 

Autocorrect is my worst enema.

 

If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar.

 

Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

 

I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice.

 

They shall not grow old
As we grow old
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn
At the going down of the sun,
And in the morning,
We shall remember them.

- "For the Fallen", Laurence Binyon