16-year old girl claims former president bill clinton is her father

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  1. CircleBird

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    If she was 10 years older I might believe it.

    Clinton will never do a paternity test for the same reason Justin Beiber didn't years ago. He will end up having to do hundreds or thousands of paternity tests for the rest of his life.
     
  2. Micketto

    Micketto New Member Past Donor

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    So we will never hear about Conservative politicians and their extramarital relationships or other personal life events from you guys again ?

    Funny.
     
  3. Micketto

    Micketto New Member Past Donor

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    Since this story has been going around a lot over the years, and considering the source you linked to.... I of course doubt every bit of it.

    No matter how much I wish it were true.
     
  4. Durandal

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    :lol: I like that you're willing to overlook such serious character flaws and acts of perjury in your leaders just as long as they're on your favored ticket.

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    That one's easy. Every young male goth might be so labeled. :D
     
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    And the preteen rape victim that she slut shamed years back.
     
  6. ChrisL

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    Yes it is our business. Sorry, but that is the way it is. He has certain image to maintain.
     
  7. PeppermintTwist

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    ..and only with this ass-backwards country would his personal life and relationships be anyone's business to ask about. If a POTUS is doing right by the country, I wouldn't care if he had a harem as long as all were consenting adults. Give me a competent guy with a healthy libido over some of the idiots that brought us trickle down voodoo and two unpaid for wars any day.
     
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    There is zero evidence that any affair impacted his decision-making ability with respect to national security or that there was any serious risk of a foreign government blackmailing him or any other President for personal conduct while in the office. You are engaging in nothing but conjecture.
     
  9. The Mello Guy

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    Tell that to Sarah Palin's kids and the student Romney beat up in high school.
     
  11. Bluesguy

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    Well certainly not something that can be dismissed out of hand. Hope she gets the test done.

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    Yep wonder how fast the bimbo squad starts attacking her.
     
  12. btthegreat

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    He has no obligation to me to maintain any 'image' except as a commander of chief and a fine negotiator. No one can seriously suggest that the plurality of the electorate who nominated and elected this man twice, were under any illusions that he was St Thomas Aquinas, let alone that he would provide a syrup sweet innocence as President. They did not care about Jennifer Flowers or Whitewater or any of the other faux scandals political opponents threw up time and again throughout his career. They expected competence and a specific set of priorities consistent with his platform. That is why they continued to support him despite the Lewinsky matter.

    Evidently, YOU expected him to promote an image of sexual fidelity more than the plurality of Americans did.
     
  13. The Mello Guy

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    It actually can be dismissed as the story is completely fake.
     
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    Just a very brief list of the Clinton's accomplishments.

    Bill
    -draft dodger
    -white water real estate fraudtax evasion, conspiracy, bank fraud, bribery
    -gennifer flowers, monica lewinsky, paula jones
    -rose law firm corruption and suicide tampering
    -child sex tours
    -*new*: potentially fathering a bastard with his ...10th?? ...mistress

    Hillary
    -slut shames preteen rape victim and distorts technicality in order to allow her rapist to walk free
    -blames terrorism on YouTube
    -dead Americans "what difference does it make"
    -solicitation donations for Clinton Foundation from foreign nations while representing American interests at State Department
    -attempt to evade prosecution of the abuse, corruption, and fraud of her office by use of private emails
     
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    Regardless of your personal feelings, he loses respect and a lot of people don't take him seriously after he acts like a dirty old fool.

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    Clinton is pervy, just like old Joe Biden. :wink:

    BidenCopingFee.jpg
     
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    Huh?
    The lefties here are saying those stories, and the ones about Mark Sanford, Newt Gingrich, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Bob Packwood, etc, etc, etc.... are all brought up by Conservatives.

    Because Peppermint Twist and btthegreat claim their side would never do such a thing.
     
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    Perjury is a crime, and there are consequences, per our system of laws. I'm sure a Democrat politician could do all sorts of illegal things that you'd be willing to give a pass to, but that doesn't change our laws. Sorry.
     
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    This is an accusation of his having a sexual affair with a subordinate government worker. It most certainly IS our business when a government boss has sex with the workers. He asked to be put in a position of public trust, this violated that, it most certainly IS our business.
     
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    I don't doubt that the girl's mother had an affair with Bubba, but Bubba shoots blanks, so he's not her Daddy.
     
  20. The Mello Guy

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    I have littl doubt that this fake story will be added to other fake Clinton scandals. Sad because all the fake ones obscure the real ones.

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    It's fake! The girl pictures isn't even who the op claims she is.
     
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    But... she knows how to avoid sniper fire, so there is that.
     
  22. Bluesguy

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    Don't be so sure., and this is an accusation of his term in DC not AR, and it would have been AFTER the Lewinsky affair showing once again his total lack of sexual control and Hillary allowing him to engage in such sordid affairs and dangerous ones especially from a legal standpoint putting the taxpayers at risk for sexual harassment lawsuits.
     
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    Jesus christ. It's a FAKE story.

    My gawd. Why do conservatives get so easily duped?

    Don't bother answering. We know.
     
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    Gosh, looking at your avatar makes me want to post funny Joe memes. Lol. :wink:
     
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    I refer you to election returns and poll numbers following a 60 minutes expose regarding Jennifer Flowers. We knew exactly what we were getting.
     

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