Ann Coulter Is Worried The ‘Trump-Haters Were Right’

Well, we'll need a big shovel to plow through the load of crap in your last post. But, first, I want to thank you for leaving Mount Olympus to bless us with a few moments of your precious time. Your own vast experience as a Master Bloviator will be much appreciated, I'm sure.

Most of your love letter to yourself... I mean, your post... was filled with personal insults and statements of self-adoration that I doubt anyone, aside from you, would care about. But, they do show what's really important to you. So, that's all that has to be covered, since insults were obviously your only real priority.

Actually, I have a few friends who are also attorneys. One is with a top firm in a large city. Another is a corporate lawyer who has a Phd in law from a couple of great schools. He's the smartest guy I've ever known. I also know a lawyer who was disbarred. And despite your low opinion of me, I was a 4.0 GPA student, and finished with a 3.85. But that was ages ago and it was a plain old Bachelor's.

We've socialized plenty over several decades, so I know a bit about lawyers. Of course, they were not as consumed with their own self-importance as you so obviously are. In fact, if you always had such a pompous attitude, I hope you were kind enough to provide your co-workers with barf bags.

I'll also add, that when I want legal information, I'll go to an authentic expert. Not some internet blowhard with a bad attitude and an inflated view of his own self-importance, thankyouverymuch.

Bragging about being a lawyer is a questionable decision, since the vast majority of lawyers seem to have the character, principals, and morals, of a mafia bag man. At least, that's how I've heard a lot of folks talk about them.

Now, maybe I can give you a bit of advice, in return. You should buy Vaseline by the gallon, obtain a stout crow-bar, and replace your entry door and with a ten-foot wide bay door. These things, combined, should make it a little easier to squeeze your head through the door whenever you have to leave home to run errands, etc.

Finally, I'm going to send you off to a special Iggie island. There, you're sure to find a few accomplished bloviating experts, like yourself. They say it's incredibly cold there during the winter, so the other Iggie inhabitants will be mucho grateful for all the hot air you'll so easily provide for them.

Your welcome.

Now, say Goodnight, Gracie, it's off to Iggie Heaven with you...

 

Ah, but you do. Maybe not you personally, but barely a day passes here without a reference to Hannity/Limbaugh/O'Reilly as credible commentators.

 

Only reason that I have refrained from providing him with a one way ticket to Cyberia is that he provides so many laughs at his own expense. I am glad that I wasn't drinking any hot liquids when he claimed to be a "lawyer". That has so obviously got to be bogus because lawyers don't emote and all he ever does is emote.

Gotta love the interwebs playground where children can pretend to be grownups.

 

^^This.

 

The lesser of two evils is still evil. There is nothing to applaud.

 

Empty bloviation, and unresponsive to boot. I never bragged about anything, merely set out my qualifications for utterly and irrefutably debunking the moronic "muhtrumpbankruptcy" canard you and other T.D.S. sufferers go on and on ignorantly about here and elsewhere. As far as educable or not? Magic 8 Ball says "No." As far as full-blown T.D.S. Magic 8 Ball says "DEFINITELY." Enjoy your Trump Derangment!

 

CITE...THEM. There must be hundreds. <Mod Edit- rule 2/3>

 

You aren't wrong on this. Some of us have been trying to tell you that for almost two years.