Calling Jesus out on not letting gays into "heaven" & sending to "hell"

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  1. FreedomSeeker

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    With MORE different versions of Christianity (more interpretations) - 40,000+ denominations, than even the total number of VERSES (31,000+) in the entire Bible, it's pretty obviously that the all-knowing god is about the worst communicator in world history! Wow.
     
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    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'm guessing it's more than just "candy".
     
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    Well, she calls it "crank", but I think she's just referring to the username of my favorite forum poster that she sees on my computer screen a lot.....I think.
     
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    The Wyrd of Gawd Well-Known Member

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    Do you think Noah's ark will be large enough for that?
     
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    The Wyrd of Gawd Well-Known Member

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    After Yeshua bit the dust Joseph of Arimathea had his corpse placed in his tomb. Later on he got it and had it for dinner because he believed what Yeshua had said about eating him and drinking his blood. It's in the Bible. Joseph got sick from eating the infected flesh and died. He's still pissed that he didn't gain eternal life from eating rotten meat.
     
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    The Wyrd of Gawd Well-Known Member

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    I wonder why you never give any explanations about your favorite fairy tale?

    Do you even know what the Ten Commandments are? Do you know why the Catholic Bible has more books than the Protestant Bible has?

    Do you know why the Israelites worshiped the golden calf?

    How many times did Moses lug those stone tablets up and down the mountain?

    Have you ever been able to command a tree to uproot itself and to jump into the nearest body of water and have it obey you?

    Since the golden cube is called New Jerusalem and has twelve gates, one for each tribe of Israel, and only 144,000 Israelites will gain entrance, how do you expect to get in?
     
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    Since Jesus wasn't dead when he was placed in Joseph of Arimathea's tomb, the rest of your post is just pure nonsense. And nowhere in the Bible is Joseph of Arimathea mentioned a second time. You're just making **** up.
     
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    Soooo much ignorance in one person is hard to fathom. I could spend a lifetime just correcting your errors.

    "In Revelation 21:2 it says that the holy city, New Jerusalem is coming down out of heaven. This verse directly indicates a difference, for the New Jerusalem to come down out of heaven indicates that the two expressions are not synonymous." http://holdingtotruth.com/2011/08/05/heaven-or-the-new-jerusalem-is-there-a-difference/

    "Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven." Jesus, Matthew 10:32

    So you see God is not in the New Jerusalem, nor do we need to gain admittance to it. The Jehovah's Witnesses make the same mistake about the 144,000. If you want to piss off a Jehovah's Witness, point out there have already been 144,000 JW's who have died, so the rest of them are out of luck at this point.
     
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    I'm really surprised that you're calling the Bible a liar.

    Matthew 27:50 (TLB) = "50 Then Jesus shouted out again, dismissed his spirit, and died."

    Mark 15:37 (CEB) = "37 But Jesus let out a loud cry and died."

    Luke 23:46 (TLB) = "46 Then Jesus shouted, “Father, I commit my spirit to you,” and with those words he died."

    John 19:30 (CEV) = "After Jesus drank the wine, he said, “Everything is done!” He bowed his head and died."

    I did make a joke about Joseph of Arimathea but he was a disciple who had been hearing Yeshua ramble along about people gaining eternal life if they ate his flesh and drank his blood. Some people believed him and stopped being groupies because they didn't go in for the cannibal BS. Joseph, on the other hand, went all in and chowed down.

    John 6:48-66 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+6;48-66&version=TLB

    Matthew 27:57-60 =https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew+27:57-60&version=TLB

    Arimathea is about a day's journey from Jerusalem. If Joseph lived in Arimathea there would have been no logical reason for his tomb to have been in Jerusalem.


     
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    The old heaven and Earth passed away. Revelation 21:1. New Jerusalem lands on a waterless planet that has no water and that has no darkness. Yahweh and his zoo live inside the golden cube with their prisoners who are kept behind a high wall that encircles the giant cube. So, for anyone unlucky to end up there he will be in a hot metal cube on a planet with no ground water and no darkness for eternity. And the only thing he will get to eat is one piece of fruit a month and some water. For that he has to sing Yahweh's praises 24/7/365 for eternity.
     
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    You are Jesus' worst nightmare! Keep up the great work.
     
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    He sees right through you, Max. :)
     
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    LOL. I've made several posts about my thoughts on the Bible. Instead of listening to the voices in your head, you should search my posts for them and see what they say.
     
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    Like you, he knows very little about me. Example: Answer this question --- "What is my religion, if any?" I know he can't because he doesn't know it and he's never asked. He, like you, just assumes.
     
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    Possibly. At least that would leave the Americans with only the few other types of terrorists, and those are far fewer in number.

    Though I don't "single out" Islam as an issue. I don't find the United States' majority religion Christianity, or even Judaism much better. Hell would be far worse than anything a Muslim terrorist can physically do. The only difference is that one poses an immediate physical threat (which takes priority) while the others are more of an emotional threat due to horrifying speculation. A metaphysical threat if any of them can be confirmed to be true.
     
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    Likely most of them. Any of the ones where something else judges me for my thoughts and actions. That is a very interesting chart Max Rockatansky, did you create it yourself?
     
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    I simply don't care what your favorite delusion is or if you have one. When I respond to other people's comments my intent is to get them to expand on what they said or to present my view on the subject.

    If you make a comment on what's in a fairy tale then I may give my opinion about it. If I have evidence that says that your opinion is shaky I will present it. I expect the same thing from others. That's how we all grow intellectually.
     
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    Not a problem. Thank you for the link though. I'm not sure about the specifics regarding the majority of Christian denominations. I can only assume that they have a number of ideals I am opposed to. But I will search for information on the ones mentioned in the chart.
     
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    Clearly untrue as proved by this post:
    So which one is the false statement and which is actually true, WoG?
     
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    It's pretty easy to separate asshats from nice people: the nice people are minding their own business so you don't know about them regardless of their beliefs, including atheists, of course. The asshats are screaming about how they are right and everyone else is wrong along with making false accusations against people they don't even know. If you see someone like that, you'll know they are a complete *******.
     
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    Calling Jesus out on not letting gays into "heaven" & sending to "hell"

    Why would they want to be in a place full of people that hate them anyway?

    I am not even gay but am looking forward to a place where no Christians exist.
     
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    Yes, every Christian who approves of the Bible approves of hatred toward gays (unless they remove said verses of hatred, of course - but most Christians seem to lack that high level of moral conviction.)
     
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    Jesus is against "growing intellectually", because in Revelation he forbids anyone (no matter how smart/insightful they might be) from improving upon the texts.
    Jesus would be like a high school teacher who commands "don't think for yourself!"
     
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    No Christians in Islamic Paradise - so maybe you should convert to Islam*

    *One side "benefit" of being a Muslim is that you get to emulate the "perfect example" (Mohammad), and rape 9 year-old little girls, like Mohammad did with 9 year-old little Aisha.
    On second thought, nah, you seem like a very ETHICAL person, so I guess that would definitely not appeal to you. Forget I mentioned it.
     
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