Genetic research confirms Palestinians are JEWISH!!!!

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    who are you to decide who is and is not a Jew?
     
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    Game, set, match.
     
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    the people of Russia and Poland do not want them back.
     
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    I've proposed many times that we bring them all here. Can't be 95% or 98%, it has to be 100%. In other words, Israel would have to be vacated. Until just recently, we probably had enough empty houses.
     
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    All I have to do is listen to those 'Jews' who say they are atheists. Many of your founding fathers, for example. So - I am the one who gets to decide, pally. Are you done trolling me yet?
     
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    Jewish is an ethnicity. By our traditions, an Atheist Jew is still a Jew, but an Apostate Jew. This is really none of your concern.
     
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    Interesting, indeed.

    Add the genetic evidence of returning Jews, that the "priests forever" (in Exodus), who are called Cohans today, all have one common father in Aaron who lived 1362BC.
     
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    Hmmm,...
    Interesting situation here.

    As I told you once before, the apostate Jews seem to those who did NOT recognize Christ as the returning Elijah, one doing all the same things again, in direct line with 1 Kings:



    1) Both Elijah and Christ raised the dead:

    1 Kings 17:22.. And the LORD heard the voice of Elijah; and the soul of the child came into him again, and he revived.

    John 12:1 Then Jesus six days before the passover came to Bethany, where .Lazarus was, which had been dead, whom he raised from the dead.

    2) Both Elijah, who never dies, and Christ were immortal:

    2 Kings 2:1 And it came to pass, when the LORD would take up Elijah into heaven by a whirlwind, that Elijah went with Elisha from Gilgal

    John 20:25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the LORD. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.

    3) Both Elijah and Christ. ascended into Heaven before witnesses:

    2 Kings 2:11 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven. .
    12..And Elisha saw it,.

    Luke 24:.51 And it came to pass, while he blessed them, he was parted from them, and carried up into heaven

    4) Both Elijah and Christ troubled Israel:

    1 Kings 18:17 And it came to pass, when Ahab saw Elijah that Ahab said unto him, Art thou he that troubleth Israel?

    Matthew 2:3 When Herod the king had heard these things, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him. And when he had gathered all the chief priests and scribes of the people together, he demanded of them where Christ should be born..

    5) Both Elijah and Christ were threatened by the authorities with death:

    1 Kings 19:14.. And he said, I have been very jealous for the LORD God of hosts: because the children of ..I..srael have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and slain thy prophets with the sword; and .I. .even I only .am .left..; and they seek my life, to take it away

    John 11:53 Then from that day forth they took counsel together for to put him to death

    6) Both Elijah and Christ.... were hunted by the Jewish authorities:

    1 Kings 19:14 And he said, I have been very jealous for the LORD God of hosts: because the children of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and slain thy prophets with the sword; and I, even I only, am left; and they seek my life, to take it away

    Then said some of them of Jerusalem, Is not this he, whom they seek to kill?

    7) Both Elijah and Christ.... hid in a cave/tomb:

    1 Kings 19:9 And he came thither unto a cave, and lodged there; and, behold, the word of the LORD came to him, and he said unto him, What doest thou here, Elijah?

    Matthew 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth...

    8) Both Elijah and Christ pondered in the wilderness 40 days and forty nights:....

    1 Kings 19:8 And he arose, and did eat and drink, and went in the strength of that meat forty days and forty nights unto Horeb the mount of God

    Matthew 4:2 And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.

    9) Both Elijah and Christ. walked on across the water

    2 Kings 2:8.. And Elijah took his mantle, and wrapped it together, and smote the waters, and they were divided hither and thither, so that they two went over on dry ground

    Matthew 14:25 And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea

    10) Both Elijah and Christ let a person follow them across the water:

    2 Kings 2:14.. And he took the mantle of Elijah that fell from him, and smote the waters, and said, Where is the LORD God of Elijah? and when he also had smitten the waters, they parted hither and thither: and Elisha went over

    Matthew 14:29 And he said, Come. And when Peter was come down out of the ship, he walked on the water to go to Jesus.

    11) Both Elijah and Christ.... wrote only one thing, a letter, to people on Earth AFTER they had ascended:

    2 Chronicles 21:12 And there came a writing to him from ..Elijah.. the prophet, saying, Thus saith the LORD God of David thy father, Because thou hast not walked in the ways of Jehoshaphat thy father, nor in the ways of Asa king of Judah,

    Revelation 1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:

    12) Both Elijah and Christ appointed a successor, Elisha, by Elijah, and Peter, by Christ:

    2 Kings 2:9.. And it came to pass, when they were gone over, that Elijah said unto Elisha, Ask what I shall do for thee, before I be taken away from thee. And ..Elisha.. said, I pray thee, let a double portion of thy spirit be upon me

    Matthew 16:18.. And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this .rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

    13) Both Elijah and Christ gave a successor the power to raise the dead:

    2 Kings 8:5.. And it came to pass, as he was telling the king how he had restored a dead body to life, that, behold, the woman, whose son he had restored to life, cried to the king for her house and for her land. And Gehazi said, My lord, O king, this is the woman, and this is her son, whom ..Elisha.. restored to life.
    Acts 9:40 But Peter put them all forth, and kneeled down, and ..prayed..; and turning him to the body said, Tabitha, arise. And she opened her eyes: and when she saw Peter, she sat up

    14) Both Elijah and Christ gave a successor the power to heal:

    2 Kings 5:10.. And Elisha sent a messenger unto him, saying, Go and wash in Jordan seven times, and thy flesh shall come again to thee, and thou shalt be clean

    Acts 3:6 Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk

    15) Both Elijah and Christ gave a successor a symbolic authority, the cloak to one, the keys to the other:

    1 Kings 19:19.. So he departed thence, and found Elisha the son of Shaphat, who was plowing with twelve yoke of oxen before him, and he with the twelfth: and Elijah passed by him, and cast his mantle upon him.

    Matthew 16:19.. And I will give unto thee the keys.of the kingdom.. of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven

    16) Both Elijah and Christ. asked that the this "cup" be taken from them:

    1Kings 19:4 .But he himself went a day's journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a juniper tree: and he requested for himself that he might die (because he was afraid of what was coming from Jezebel: [1Kings 19:3]), and said, "It is enough (they seek my life, to take it away: [1Kings 19:10]); now, O LORD, take away my life; for I am not better than my fathers."

    Matthew 26:39 And he went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, (because he began to show grief and distress of mind and was deeply depressed: [Matt 26:37]), let this cup pass from me (It is enough: [1Kings 19:4]): nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt.

    17) Both Elijah and Christ have been said to have had miraculous births:

    Jewish Encyclopedia:
    Three different theories regarding Elijah's origin are presented in the Haggadah: Mention must be made of a statement which, though found only in the later cabalistic literature (Yal?u? Reubeni, Bere(*)(*)(*)(*), 9a, ed. Amsterdam), seems nevertheless to be very old (see Epiphanius, l.c.), and according to which Elijah was an angel in human form, so that he had neither parents nor offspring.
    See also Melchizedek.

    Matthew1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.

    18) Both Elijah and Christ destroyed pagan worshippers and priests. Elijah destroyed the priests of Baal; Christ, the Pantheon of Rome, 380AD:

    IKi 18:40 And Elijah said unto them, Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there.

    History: Universal Christianity in 380AD:
    Revelation 20:4 I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony about Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands.
    They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years (32AD -1054AD)

    19) Both Elijah and Christ were promised faithfulness three times, Elisha in the former and Peter, in the latter.

    2 Kings 2:2.. I will not leave thee. So they went down to Bethel
    2 Kings 2:4.. I will not leave thee. So they came to Jericho
    2 Kings 2:6.. I will not leave thee. And they two went on

    John 21:17.. He saith unto him the third time,... "Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? Peter was grieved because he said unto him the third time, "Lovest thou me?"

    20) Both Elijah and Christ. condemned a Jezebel:

    2 Kings 9:36 Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:

    Rev 2:20 ..Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols. Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds..

    21) Both Elijah and Christ re-dedicated the Israelite people to God by raising up a new altar or temple:

    1 Ki 18:30.. And ..Elijah.. said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all the people came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the LORD that was broken down. And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the LORD came, saying, Israel shall be thy name:

    John 2:19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up.

    22) Both Elijah and Christ chose one man upon which to build his following:

    2 Kings 2:15 And when the sons of the prophets which were to view at Jericho saw him, they said, The spirit of Elijah doth rest on Elisha. And they came to meet him, and bowed themselves to the ground before him

    Matthew 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and ..upon.. this ..rock.. I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

    23) Both Elijah and Christ were subject of a three day 'search' for their presence:

    2 Kings 2:1 And when they urged him till he was ashamed, he said, Send.
    They sent therefore fifty men; and they sought three days, but found him not.

    Luke 2:46 And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
     
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    It'll be my concern as long as I want it to be my concern. Dig?
     
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    not only is not your concern, but you're clearly miserably uninformed about the subject matter.

    best to quit while you're behind.
     
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    As long as Israel is a vassal state, it'll be my concern. What do you tell all those good Southern Christians when you approach them with your hat out? Do you tell them "hey, being Jewish is just a cultural thing, I'm really an atheist and an apostate, gimme money?" How does that work, exactly?
     
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    please stop posting anti-Semitic comments.
     
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    All we non-medical types know is that Orthodox Jews and Hamas killers both wear beards.
     
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    Is it anti-Semitic to suggest than Israel raises a lot of cash from the churches in this country? Many of those people are depending on you to be there with them on Armageddon Day.
     
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    I think Christians and Jews might have differing views on apostasy. Most Christian denominations (that I know of) do not welcome apostates.
     
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    you accused me of demanding money from Christians.

    I do no such thing. I don't need or want their money.
     
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    Any criticism of Israel or Jews is anti-Semitic. Words have more than connotative meanings.
     
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    no, its not.

    One can criticise Israel without using anti-Semitism. One can criticise Jews without using anti-Semitism.
     
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    Kind of hard to be critical without being prejudiced.
     
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    One can't criticize Argentina without being prejudiced against Argentines?????

    :roflol:
     
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    The least degree of human consanguinity possible, given the population of Earth, is 32nd degree cousin. You are at least that related to every Jew, European, Britney Spears, the Royal Family, all the Itruri pygmies and every Australian aborigine that exists.

    The first guy really doesn't look bad for a greybeard. The second guy does look like he's from New Jersey but nobody's perfect.
     
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    You've got to watch out for those Jersey guys. You never know but they might have a friend named "Ice-Pick Willie" who'll come calling if you bad mouth the Garden State.
     
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    Show me where I did that. Have you disassociated yourself from the fund raisers?
     
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    I don't think either are possible. One cannot win an argument with a member of the pro-Israel faction without being called an anti-Semite. Every stinkin' time.
     
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    So, does this dispell the Zionist myth of Palestinians moving into the land of Israel after they had been kicked out by Rome, thus eliminating any right they might try to claim to that land? Seems to me that if the Palestinians have been there so long, theirs is truly the most valid claim, not that of the diaspora Jews.

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    Even Semites are anti-Semite. Oi vey!
     

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