Hillary Clinton?

Discussion in 'Elections & Campaigns' started by Phil Osoraptor, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. sparquelito

    sparquelito Banned at Members Request

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    I can't see that happening.

    Dumb And Dumber was a movie made just a few years ago.
    It's too soon for a re-make.
     
  2. sparquelito

    sparquelito Banned at Members Request

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    That's an absurd assertion.
    Hillary is beatable.
    I know, because I have personally beat Hillary, on more than one occasion.

    Sparquelito: Oh, you bad, bad girl. Time for your spankings!! (Whap!!)

    Hillary: You call that a spanking? Hit it harder, you gelding!!

    Sparquelito: Uh, ok. (WHAP!!!)

    Hillary: Good God. How many times have we been through this? Put your whole hand and wrist into it, and then follow through! Now HIT ME!!

    Sparquelito: It's these leather & latex outfits we're wearing. They're kind of restricting, you know. (Whap!!)

    Hillary: (sighs) They're supposed to be restricting, that's the whole idea!
    Here, undo the handcuff on my left wrist, and then hand me the cat 'o nine tails. I'll show you how it's done!!

    Sparquelito: Sure, whatever you say ma'am. (clickity switch) Here, have at it.

    Hillary: (Whipping her own hind-parts now. Wha-crack!!) Oh yeah. (Wha-crack!!) That's it, that's more like it!! (Wha-CRACK!!) Oh, ow, that hurts so good!!

    Sparquelito: Uh, say. (pulling on a shirt and trousers) I'm gonna go down to the hotel restaurant and get me a sandwich. You want anything?

    Hillary: No, I'm good here. (Wha-crack!!) Ow-ow-oweee!!

    Sparquelito: (departs the hotel suite, and quietly closes the door) Hello, Agent Johnson. How are you doing this evening?

    Secret Service Guy: I'm fine, sir. (cocks head in the general direction of the whipping sounds coming from behind the hotel room door) How's The Iron Lady? What kind of mood is she in these days?

    Sparquelito: Whew. Don't even ask. Brutal. Say, you want in on some of that? She's blindfolded right now. Nobody would be the wiser if you slipped in there and saddled-up for a quick ride.

    Secret Service Guy: Nah, I'll pass. You're on your own with that one, buddy. Frankly, I can't see the attraction.

    Sparquelito: Eh, it's complicated. I have issues. Abused as a child, attracted to repulsive, overbearing women, fell into S&M quite by accident, hooked up with the First Lady of the United States. Typical, really. Oldest story in Freud's book, probably.

    Secret Service Guy: Yeah, probably. But how do you reconcile the sex with your admitted aversion to her politics?

    Sparky: Socialized medicine, under-funding the military, over-taxation of the upper and middle-class, Government-mandated redistribution of wealth, and the creation of a staggering, bloated, overly-dependent Welfare State? Yeah, I hate all that. But the heart wants what the heart wants.

    Secret Service Guy: Love’s complicated, I get it. Me, I’m outta here in six months or so.

    Sparquelito: Really? What’s your next assignment?

    Secret Service Guy: Well, I applied for the Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter gig, but the competition’s pretty keen. I’ll probably rotate back to looking after Barbara Bush. Easy duty, steady hours. Nice lady, too. Never any shenanigans like this here. (tilts head toward the hotel door again) You know what I’m saying?

    Sparquelito: Yeah, I get where you’re coming from. (slips into shoes, and finishes buttoning shirt) Say, I’m going down to the kitchen to get me a grilled cheese. You want anything?

    Secret Service Guy: (glances at watch) Yes, please. A tuna salad on whole wheat, toasted. (speaks into wrist microphone) Big Brother, this is Overwatch. Admiral Halsey is en route to The Galley. ETA of about two minutes, acknowledge. (nods into ear piece) You’re cleared to go downstairs, Sparq.

    Sparquelito: Thanks, Johnson. Say, do you want to go get a beer later on? She’s hosting Jamie Foxx and The Dixie Chicks at nine, so I’ll be done and out of here by 8:30 or so.

    Secret Service Guy: Sounds good. I can meet you at 9:30, after the shift change de-briefing. The Irish Pub over in Crystal City ok?

    Sparquelito: Outstanding, sir. It’s a date. (turns and departs down the hall)

    Secret Service Guy: Hey Sparq.

    Sparquelito: (pausing) Yeah?

    Secret Service Guy: You’d better take that black latex bondage mask off your head, or you’ll cause a commotion down in the kitchen.

    Sparquelito: (grinning sheepishly) Oh yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha!!

    Secret Service Guy: Ha ha ha ha!!!
    :roflol:
     
  3. Mayor Snorkum

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    The Mayor makes no effort to establish any form of credibility with people who are stupid enough to vote for Obama. His goal is to show why those people are so stupid, by illustrating how stupid their words and actions are.

    If the Mayor became credible to people stupid enough to vote for Obama, he'd be really embarassed, since their standards are of those that admire the best liar, for their cause, the biggest thief, and, recently, the largest nostrils to look up into.
     
  4. Charlatan2

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    The facts state that obama has made obama care a reality, serving someone or other. if he didn't think it would win him re election, he wouldn't have done it? why else would he have done it?

    That, and only that, is what his campaign is about. if you look to what has really happened under his rule, what else is there? he might have avoided a few obstacles here and there, but now he wants to go to war with russia, or so it seems.
     
  5. Junkieturtle

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    The same could be said for pretty much all the candidates who get nominated from either party.

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    This is also why the things the mayor says really carry no weight because arguments from arrogance don't actually work in the real world.
     
  6. Bluesguy

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    Did they do it all on their own? No. So you haven't listened to the congressional hearings to hear what the IRS did to the conservative groups denying them their applications fore status almost putting some out of business making sure they were not as free to operate as the progressive groups?
     
  7. Bluesguy

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    Lack of rebuttal noted.

    Yeah that conservative rag the Washington Post

    "Conservatives aren’t the only ones skeptical about whether Clinton has been open about her health. At the time of Clinton’s hospitalization in 2013, Melinda Henneberger of the Washington Post wrote a piece titled, “How sick is Hillary Clinton?”

    “Already,” Henneberger wrote, “reports that describe Clinton’s right transverse sinus venous thrombosis as potentially life-threatening, though apparently caught in enough time, sound a lot more serious than the word from her doctors that the secretary is ‘making excellent progress and we are confident she will make a full recovery. She is in good spirits, engaging with her doctors, her family and her staff.’”

    Henneberger asked then if we would “really be shocked to learn down the road that reports during her hospitalization had put a positive spin on her condition?”

    “Our public officials have trained us to take everything they say with a healthy dose of skepticism,” Henneberger continued, “and on a matter as sensitive as a head injury followed by denials of any neurological symptoms, I’m not sure why we would or should unquestioningly accept the word of any politician.”

    Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/28/r...health-is-worse-than-disclosed/#ixzz2uubYBBow
     
  8. Bluesguy

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    I want what I requested

    Please provide a link to any actionable warnings Bush received about an impending attack on the WTT and then explain what reaction he should have had.

    When had we NOT known that Bin Laden wanted to attack America...DUH? He had already done so in 1993.

    Or are you saying that had Bush during his first month in office submitted a Patriot Act you would have supported it?

    What we don know is that the Clinton administration had hamstrung our intelligence agency through the acts of Gorelick and as the investigations found could not "connect the dots", and that one of Bush's first acts was to call for a total evaluation and revamping of our domestic and international intelligence gathering to improve so that we COULD possibly stop such and attack and that report landed on his desk the day before the attack.

    So specifically what should he have done in the interim that would have stopped the attack from occurring and which investigation found it to be the case.
     
  9. Bluesguy

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    No it can't.
     
  10. Junkieturtle

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    And that's why your words carry no weight. The thing about favoritism and bias is, it's just a different side of the same coin.
     
  11. Bluesguy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluesguy View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would support her and even nominate her except for politically expedient reasons.

    Quote Originally Posted by Junkieturtle View Post
    The same could be said for pretty much all the candidates who get nominated from either party.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bluesguy View Post
    No it can't.

    Carry as much as yours but mine are not specious in this case as yours were. Romney didn't get nominated because of political expediancy, neither did either of the Bush's or Reagan. Heck Bill Clinton didn't. They got nominated because of their RECORDS. Hillary brings no successful record to the table, she brings her husband's coat tails as she has all her life and that she is a woman and the Democrats simply believe she can beat any Republican. Just review the several threads about why she should be elected that for the Democrats and leftist here it comes down to one thing, she can beat any Republican at this point. They can never give a reason to vote FOR her based on her career and accomplishments.
     
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    There is one, and ONLY ONE reason for the existence of MessiahCare.

    To utterly destroy the health insurance industry in the US and pave the road to nationalized "medicine" with the corpses of Americans.

    President Gumby is bending over and spreading his cheeks, eagerly waiting to be ridden by Pokey Putitin.

    That traitor has no intention of going to war with anyone, unless he can get the UK to fight the US. He'd like that. As for Russia, President Gumby LOVES the idea of enslaving entire nations of white people.

    It's what he is.
     
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    You should tell that to the Ukrainians, who find their nation invaded by one of the most arrogant (*)(*)(*)(*)s on the planet, and who also find themselves having to listen to empty words from the most arrogant (*)(*)(*)(*) to look down his cavernous nostrils at a teleprompter.

    Also, you don't have any facts. Arrogant people can notice this because you aren't using them.
     
  14. Professor Peabody

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    Comedy Central?

    Had Hillary Clinton's State Dept and the Obama administration accurately assessed the threat to our people (duh they kept asking for more security) then "ACTED" beforehand instead of waiting till the attack was in progress before thinking about what to do, those 4 Americans might just still be alive today. They trusted our Government to protect them and they were let down. Do I think that Clinton's State Dept or the Obama administration acted or failed to act willfully...absolutely NOT. I do think that they all acted like ostriches with their heads in the sand before the attack, hoping it would settle down and go away. Then like deer in the headlights once the attack started. Neither of those qualities make for good leaders or Presidents. The OP wants to know why the "Republicans won't let Benghazi go . . .", one of the two leaders involved in the Benghazi mess wants to be our NEXT President. Failure to accurately assess real threats to our people overseas and freezing like deer in the headlights once we are attacked should NOT be on the resume of ANY future President of the United States.
     
  15. 9/11 was an inside job

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    the sheople posters here dont get it that WE dont elect and put these people in office,that our votes dont count,that elections are rigged.:roll: that whoever the ESTABLISHMENT wants in office,they make sure thats the one in office.:roll: i kinda think the establishment agrees with those points about Hellary so i dont think they want her in office the fact she is associated with too many scandals and still married to slick willie.
     
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    And still no reasons why Hillary should be President and why anyone would vote FOR her.
     
  17. Sanskrit

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    If she ended up getting rugmunched by some intern in the oval office, I think the aliens would give us a wormhole for winning some galactic irony contest. Is that a reason?
     

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