Historians Say Hitler Had a Micro-Penis

...and if those winners are good, honest people, then they will write an honest history.

 

I hope Eva Braun didn't have a macro-minge then! 'Come on Adolph - do you want it or don't you?' 'I've been in for five minutes!!'

 

I mean, I hate Hitler as much as the next guy but, isn't this pretty much now a proven mistake (IE: lie)?

Are you attacking others with it rally hard as kinda a joke or...?

Just don't get the thread is all

 

The Great Zeus is behind the times not only a micro penis, but he only had one ball!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball

But never argue with a god who turned into a Swan to make love, that is some neck!

 

Hitler had extremely bad teeth and by all accounts was in severe pain almost 24/7. I think that would have more to do with his attitude then a small penis.

 

I think we should say he had a big head too, too big for his body, shaped like a potato, with the dorkiest mustache ever....

no one is seriously suggesting modify actual history, were just making fun of a evil "little" man

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Lol, just try being honest for once.

 

The other half of his trousers?

 

America is always honest about history.....

 

A lie? Hardly.

If you're looking for it, there's plenty of evidence of Der Fuhrer having some serious issues down under. There's still some debate in your world as to whether or not Hitler had a peanut in his pants, but it's common knowledge here that that would be putting it kindly (it was more like a pee hole).

 

Interesting to find out about size of penis in Stalin, Mao, Lenin and other dictators. I would guess Kim Il Sung has a small one. How it may be linked to politics? Dictators are among most studied people, except the Ice Man, whose penis had gone long before scientists could lay their hands on his body.

 

Yes, I want to learn more about Hitler's penis, that's why it's #5,345,201,102 on my personal prioritized list of things that I want to learn about before I die - my bucket list of knowledge, if you will.

 

Stalin and Mao had microscopic penises. The more teeny the wienie, the more innocent people you kill.

 

I'm sure that what had the MOST to do with his hatred of the Jew (and love of genocide) was the fact that the Bible (he was a Christian) hates the Jew so much that those sickos will see that the Jews get tortured savagely in the NT's "lake of fire" (and Jesus never corrected that), and the all-knowing God's (who is considered faultless) example of committing genocide on virtually all humans and even innocent animals in his genocidal "flood". The Bible was a bad bad influence on our small-membered friend from Bavaria.

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Then the god of the Bible has the smallest wee-wee of all time, as he killed 20+ million people in his barbaric "flood". A mini-micro.

 

A similar fate seems to have beFallen Hitler's "manliness" as well.

The Russians were so entertained by the Nazi party's smallest member that they surgically removed it before burning Hitler's body. No one is quite sure what happened to it, but Apollo insists a high-ranking member of the Kremlin later told him it was intentionally served to Stalin as one of the "secret ingredients" in his favorite stew.

 

Hitler wasn't a Christian, he used it as a way to get in with the German people, and then denied Christianity once he was in complete power.

Stalin and Mao were atheists, and killed way more innocent people than Hitler, even.

Pol Pot was an atheist, too.

Atheists get freaky when they have power. Best to keep them away from it.

 

You seem really mad at God.

 

What if your mother converts, to, say, Buddhism, leads a very very moral life (better than you and I, say), and does more good works (hey, she made you- good job Mrs. Sundance) than you or I ever do, and then this "Jesus" nut-case (because of John 14:6 and Revelation) see to it that your mother gets burned alive, forever, in a "lake of fire". Now, would you be "really mad" at this "Jesus" prick? I'm sure you would, if you loved your mother which I'm sure you do. See, "Jesus" never gave your mother any court-room level of evidence, and couldn't differentiate himself from the OTHER thousands and thousands of claimed gods/prophets, so her picking "Jesus" would require lottery-like odds. That's unfair, of course. Pretty easy to get "really mad" at a prick like that, doncha think?.....or does your own mother's skin being burned off her body seem like a GOOD idea to you, Sundance? Please tell us.

Signed,
Butch.

 

Those atheists didn't kill for atheism, like the Jihadists kill for their religion. Also, they made statism their "religion." Modern Secular Humanism loves democracy and not totalitarian schemes like that, so big difference of course. But yes, not having a magic invisible friend in the sky is no guarantee that a person will be a moral person we both agree.

Here are the top 10 quotes that show that Hitler was indeed insane enough to have a magic invisible friend in the sky:
http://atheism.about.com/od/adolfhitlernazigermany/tp/AdolfHitlerFaithGod.htm

 

Did that happen to your mother, Butch? I just checked, and it certainly did not.

So, please stop this foolishness. We're having a very serious discussion here about Hitler's teeny peeny. Thanks.

Z.

 

Can we agree that god and Hitler were both insane because they both (allegedly) committed genocide (or are you actually going to defend genocide), and that god was a bit more deranged than Hitler because the 20+ million he killed was more than the amount killed by Adolf? Can we agree on that.

PS I don't know why you have one of the most LIBERAL actors ("liberal actors" are insanely left-wing) as your avatar, but that's cool.

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Heavens, I just realized the errors of my ways, please forgive me (what was I thinking!?). Yes, by all means, folks, please continue with the all-important discussion of Hitler's teeny peeny.

 

I'm glad I have you here, oh mighty Zeus, maybe you can clear this up for me: if Jesus is so moral, then why does he allow good, moral non-Christians to not go to "heaven", and is so disgusting that he allows this place called "hell" (where Gandhi will burn, burn, and burn!) to exist and send those non-Christians there? Only a god of your standing could possibly answer this question (well, that's because Jesus is too much of a prick to answer this question for us.)

 

extreme right winger - no surprise

 

Yeah, Jihadists are insane creeps. And, Stalin and Mao certainly killed people for believing in God.

Sometimes religion is really bad ... Islamic jihadists

And, sometimes atheism is really bad ... Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot




“…the only way of getting rid of Christianity is to allow it to die little by little.” –Hitler

“It’s Christianity that’s the liar. It’s in perpetual conflict with itself.” –Hitler

“In the long run, National Socialism and religion will no longer be able to exist together.” –Hitler

“Kerrl, with the noblest of intentions, wanted to attempt a synthesis between National Socialism and Christianity. I don’t believe the thing’s possible, and I see the obstacle in Christianity itself.” –Hitler

“As far as we are concerned, we’ve succeeded in chasing the Jews from our midst and excluding Christianity from our political life.” –Hitler

“There is something very unhealthy about Christianity.” –Hitler

“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges: the pox and Christianity. Christianity is a prototype of Bolshevism: the mobilisation by the Jew of the masses of slaves with the object of undermining society. Thus one understands that the healthy elements of the Roman world were proof against this doctrine.” –Hitler

“When all is said, we have no reason to wish that the Italians and Spaniards should free themselves from the drug of Christianity. Let’s be the only people who are immunised against the disease.” –Hitler

“Our epoch will certainly see the end of the disease of Christianity. It will last another hundred years, two hundred years perhaps. My regret will have been that I couldn’t, like whoever the prophet was, behold the promised land from afar. We are entering into a conception of the world that will be a sunny era, an era of tolerance.” –Hitler

“Christianity is the worst of the regressions that mankind can ever have undergone, and it’s the Jew who, thanks to this diabolic invention, has thrown him back fifteen centuries.” –Hitler

“The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity’s illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity. Bolshevism practises a lie of the same nature, when it claims to bring liberty to men, whereas in reality it seeks only to enslave them. In the ancient world, the relations between men and gods were founded on an instinctive respect. It was a world enlightened by the idea of tolerance. Christianity was the first creed in the world to exterminate its adversaries in the name of love. Its key-note is intolerance.” –Hitler

https://conservativecolloquium.wordpress.com/2008/12/14/hitlers-war-on-christianity-quotes/






After Hitler said all that, he probably got out a pair of tweezers and had a good pee.



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Thank you, Butch. I appreciate your courtesy. All I can tell you is that Jesus was a great guy...his apostles, eh...they were all right, but they had some motives of their own.

Now, can we get back to the matter at, eh...um, hand?