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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Lies! Vile lies!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 5, 2018
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Thank you!

    I like to stay on topic! ;)
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 5, 2018
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  3. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    But that would make me by far the most intelligent animal to ever set foot in Washington DC...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 5, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Stephen Hawkings once described Liberty Monkey as intumescent after a close fought game of tiddlywinks.
     
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  5. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    I make my living as a Stephen Hawking impersonator
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 5, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    V-E-R-Y G-O-O-D (that's the closet I could get to sound like Hawkings).
     
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  7. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    I flagelllate frogs. I have little whips made up by Armani. The safe word is "ribbit" so the sessions are very short.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 5, 2018
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  8. Liberty Monkey

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    I can also do impressions of Stephen Hawkings doing impressions of other people.

    You should hear my Amy Schumer as done by Stephen Hawking's.
     
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    Poor little frenchmen, you swine!:eyepopping:
     
    RiaRaeb, Dec 5, 2018
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  10. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Wrong thread you want Sally's what I did at the weekend thread...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 5, 2018
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    @Derideo_Te once called president Trump by his title and name... president Trump! :?
     
    Dutch, Dec 5, 2018
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  12. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    But zey ahnjoy it zo, ah what do you know of life anyway?
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 5, 2018
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    Well, the most intelligent Republican, fer darn sure!
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 5, 2018
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    Once, @Aleksander Ulyanov bought a McDonald's Big Mac and changed the burger meat with a baby Duckbilled Platypus.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie, Dec 5, 2018
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  16. Aleksander Ulyanov

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    Dutch is REALLY Dutch. He's Ah-nold the Schwarzenneger

    "Get to dah Chopper"
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 5, 2018
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    You do realize that Duckbills are poisonous?
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 5, 2018
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Mac-7 is Donald Trump
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 5, 2018
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    Dutch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What gave zat away? :hiding:
     
    Dutch, Dec 5, 2018
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    It's not well known that Aleksander Ulyanov made his stage debut as Austrian drag queen, Conchita Wurst.
    We are hoping he'll tour Australia soon.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 5, 2018
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    Dutch is a registered Democrat and voted for Obama.
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 5, 2018
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    They added canned laughter so American's could understand when they were meant to laugh.

    The original UK version was laugh free.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    That one was hysterical! When the sheep ate his brain!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 6, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Spitting image always used to joke that John Major was having an affair with Virginia Bottomley, years later turned out he was having an affair at that time with a different cabinet member it was Edwina Curry.

    They were so close ;)

    The creators of Red Dwarf were brought in early in season 1 to save spitting image and they can be created with making it actually funny. The did this before Red Dwarf.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 6, 2018
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    Nonnie was Rin Tin Tin in an earlier life:


    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 6, 2018
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