On of these days I'm going to have a paddle with a big huge letter G painted all over it. Why? Oar G. So there you go. No matter where you go you're always there.
At the Orgy I humped 22. And man was I glad to get through. A whole night of sexing. Get's boring and vexing. But at orgys what ELSE can you do? (Throws several rotten tomatoes at own self)
OK ... and I'll save you a place in my parking garage just for your huge "Oar G" between the F spot and the H spot.
(My bold) Spot on! No, wait, that can't be right: Bang on! Ah, whoopsie. "My vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires, and more slow. An hundred years should go to praise Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;" -- Andrew Marvell
Politically incorrect definitions: 1. gene pool : the funny wet spot in the middle of the bed 2. contract marriage - terms of endearment 3. statutory rape - (see entry under "age") 4. sexual harassment : when a boss tells his secretary how badly he needs her on his staff! (also adapted as a joke headstone: http://www.usmessageboard.com/polit...cal-headstones-epic-epitaphs.html#post9253514)
