Pentagon ran secret multi-million dollar UFO programme

You didn't happen to, like, get a pic or some viddy of the alien, like, with your cell phone didja?

I mean, there was a time when everybody wasn't walking around with high definition video cameras in their pockets, and those were way more fun and innocent times to believe in UFOs and aliens, but now that everyone has the technological ability to instantly document and disseminate the proof of alien encounters, it's not so much fun anymore, because the lack of any such hard evidence has pretty much been a big ol' buzzkill to the alien fun.

So, can I see the Instagrams of your alien knee fixer?

 

I don't have anything. All of my alien encounters happened in the 1990's. Back before everyone had a smartphone/camera on them. And anyway the encounters stopped years ago as well.

There were some trinkets, things that the aliens offered me, but I didn't accept them. Back then I was trying to hide the alien encounters. I didn't want anyone following me and perhaps dying. I couldn't do that to someone. Alien encounters are dangerous.

 

Hold on, let me go put on my shocked face.

 

Well, I got my wish from youth. That there's no evidence that could lead back to aliens coming in contact with me. Of course I changed my mind into talking about it.

 

So, now that everybody DOES have an HD video camera in their pockets...

You see where I'm going with this?

 

I still carry around a basic flip phone. So, if the aliens come visit one day or night I might be able to take a picture, but it won't be HD.

Besides, spooks delete all REAL alien photos that make in onto the internet. See:
Alleged Alien Selfie Posted on 4chan

 

Okay, Fred Flintstone.

The UFO kookery was so much more fun back in the innocent days of Art Bell's Coast to Coast, and nutty Geocities UFO websites. Ah, the good ol' days.



The modern 4chan UFO malarkey is just silly, and a bit sad.

 

I see what you did there. Now I'm mad because you're comparing me to a suicide cult.