“Cut that bastard tree down Smith!” “But Mr Trump Sir, that oak tree has been there for two hundred and thirty seven years.” “I don’t give a damn how old it is, this is my golf course now and it’s blocking my way. Fetch the bloody gardener now or you’re fired!!” “Yes sir Mr Trump.” - - - “Hey you, are you the gardener? You look like a vagrant. Get rid of this damn tree. It’s in my way.” “The tree is there for a reason Donald, it was planted by the elders for the people.” “This is my land now and it’s in the way of my golf course. And I am ‘Mr Trump Sir’ to you. No, better you call me ‘Mr President’” “You have not been chosen yet and that is not what you are to me. But it is what I am to you that is more important.” “I’ll tell you who you are! You’re just a gardener who is about to be sacked. You’re nothing!” “I’ve been mistaken for a gardener before but she knew my voice then called me ‘Teacher’. But you are blind and deaf. You may do as you will with this tree if the people let you but know this - beyond this tree is a bitter lake. If you uproot it you will loosen the soil that holds back it’s waters. You will stand for a moment but chaos will follow and much that is good will be swept away for ever.” Donald boiled with rage, fought for the words to throw back at him but the man he did not recognise had turned and was gone. No matter, the gardeners had arrived with their bulldozers poised to do his bidding. - - - For God’s sake, let the people speak while they still have a commanding voice!
The Donald wouldn't bulldoze the tree. He would, however, have it turned into MAGA toothpicks and sell them for $1 a piece.
WTF?????? Is the syndrome that bad that this needed to be posted? Vandals Destroy 50-Year-Old Cherry Blossom Trees in SF Japantown https://www.yahoo.com/news/vandals-destroy-50-old-cherry-160420805.html Vandals destroy 9 city trees in Mililani https://www.staradvertiser.com/2022/09/23/breaking-news/vandals-destroy-9-city-trees-in-mililani/ Vandals Destroy 15 Trees in Granada Hills https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-oct-31-me-trees31-story.html 'Hired guns to do this': Vandals chop down and kill 265 trees near affluent Sydney waterfront street https://www.9news.com.au/national/v...wie-road/b4e01b1c-b632-42a3-900d-9bab9d0f0920 Vandalism threatens Corvallis trees https://www.opb.org/article/2023/06/16/vandalism-threatens-corvallis-oregon-trees-burls-cut-out/ Hunt underway for vandals who destroyed hundreds of trees in Queens park https://gothamist.com/news/hunt-underway-for-vandals-who-destroyed-hundreds-of-trees-in-queens-park And there's a lot more here: https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=vndals+destroy+tree&ia=web But Trump!!! We would have tons of trees 200+ years old if NYC was never built.
OP hasn't posted in four years, and he thought this was worthy of breaking the silence? Oh well, see you in 2028, hopefully with something more relevant and sane.
