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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Oct 7, 2013.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not for the faint of heart, y'all, but everybody's welcome in this dive! A place to put aside the politics, kick back and have a cold one.

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    Dives have a rep for gettin a little rowdy now & then... never can tell who's gonna show up. Could be bikers, could be cowboys, could be the cops. Don't say you weren't warned!

    Pull up a barstool and take a load off.

    Or if you prefer, take a bra off and hang it over the bar... it's an ole dive bar tradition. ;)

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    *kicks jukebox*

    [video=youtube;-Fulz4ytZ54]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fulz4ytZ54[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    One for falena... cute lil ole Texas gal teaching TexanSL. LOL

    [video=youtube;SssJOlJrq7g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SssJOlJrq7g[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;WM7-PYtXtJM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7-PYtXtJM[/video]
     
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning and welcome to... wait, what is today? Oh yeah... Tooesday.

    Hard to keep track. ;)
     
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    Sing it Willie, c'mon Merle.

    [video=youtube;iloyyrVt7EM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloyyrVt7EM[/video]

    Nice decor in here. No one does it like smarts. Classy stuff. Now wake up the drunks and get cracking.
     
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Awww, let em sleep, they're on furlough. Better here than in their govt cubicle.
     
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    She got one thing wrong. Its not going to hissy fit its fixinto hissyfit
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    HuH ... ?
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Tuesday? I played a gig on Sunday....Musta gone clean through Monday....Woot!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    It's become a blur to me. Like every night is a Saturday night.

    [video=youtube;BmaYTRwoI5w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmaYTRwoI5w[/video]

    - - - Updated - - -

    Where ya been, Foolie? What took so long to get here? You get lost, dumplin? ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning and welcome to humpday. Special for lunch... camel stew. (That character finally got on my last nerve.)
     
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    Whoops, almost forgot.

    [video=youtube;kWBhP0EQ1lA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA[/video]

    Not my fault, folks. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ think TX
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Good morning Bar Peeps!

    I hope you guys are doing well.
    I woke up with this song in my head. Do I have a plan in mind for the weekend or what!

    Smartie, check it out. I had red nail polish on. First time for red. I didnt care for it. It looks "strahsh" like to me, on me. So, I put one coat of orange over it. I now have fall sugar maple leaf color nails! Very cool!


    Come on now....
    [video=youtube;hy0pZ_JvL4k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy0pZ_JvL4k[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    No ones here?
    Hmmm....


    What'd the toilet backup?
    That never stopped us before.

    [video=youtube;pPtlSF4TlJE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPtlSF4TlJE[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;MzbvUufPe-M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzbvUufPe-M[/video]
     
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    Booooooooooze

    [video=youtube;T_d_VJbYAfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_d_VJbYAfc[/video]

    ;)
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    Im looking at that glass. Where's the fire extinguisher?

    [video=youtube;g02WR0OZ0MA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WR0OZ0MA[/video]
     
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    i recall the first time someone on cold winter's night warmed a brandy snifter with boiling water and then added a generous amount of

    gmcr-n-hd.jpg
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You didn't specify fingers, or toes, gf, but you're gonna have to do better than maple to best my new pedicure.

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    BOO!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Had fun at the State Fair of Texas today! Walked my feet off (didn't mess up my pedicure, however)... the trains were packed and I had to stand up from downtown... looked like everybody in the State went to the fair today.

    Not half as many as this weekend though. Texas plays OU on Saturday (aka Red River Shootout) and Cowboys play the Redskins on Sunday.

    Mama's lock up your daughters, it's be crazy out there this weekend. I'll be the one hiding in the house.

    (well, that didn't turn out too good, did it? if you're on a laptop, turn it sideways. If you're on a pc, lay down on your side and it'll be just fine.)
     

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning and welcome to Friday. Doing lunch with a diva today. Good thing it's the weekend... not sure I could do another day. *rolls eyes*
     
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    Hi there Bar Keep! - I have some new drink recipes for your bar :alcoholic:.

    THE CORRUPT STATESMAN
    2 oz blended whiskey
    1 cherry
    juice of 1/2 lemons
    1 tsp powdered sugar
    1 egg white
    1 slice lemon

    THE BLOODY BASTARD
    1 part sour mix
    1 part vodka
    1 tbsp grenadine syrup

    THE BAD REPRESENTATIVE
    1 oz Scotch whisky
    1 oz cherry brandy
    1/2 oz sweet vermouth
    1 oz lemon juice
    1 slice lemon
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Luv it. I'll have a double!
    .
     
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    A double of each should do the trick, although that eggwhite doesn't sound very yummy.
     
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