The Adventures of Rhetoric & Life

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    THE
    ADVENTURES OF
    RHETORIC
    & LIFE



    INT THE RHETORIC OF LIFE'S MASTER BEDROOM DAY 1/1

    Rhetoric and Life are seen standing in the middle of The Rhetoric of Life's master bedroom.
    Rhetoric pulls out his wallet from his pocket and hands it to Life.


    Rhetoric (Sarcastic)
    Here, you can have the 45p that I have in there,
    but you'd have to find something at
    Tesco's that costs 45p or less as that's on plastic so,
    good luck there Buddy.

    Life (Annoyed)
    You ain't got Jack ****!

    Life puts Rhetoric's wallet down.

    Rhetoric
    Yeah, I know, tell me about it!..






    End

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    Probable theme song for The Adventures of Rhetoric & Life.


    RHETORIC AND LIFE
    ADVENTURE
    DOO DAR
    FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
    AND PLAY
    AND PLAY
    WE CAN SAY ADVENTURE
    DOO DAR
    DOO DAR
    WE CAN SAY ADVENTURE BUT
    BETTER NOT SAY TIME
     
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    THE
    ADVENTURES OF
    RHETORIC
    & LIFE




    INT THE RHETORIC OF LIFE'S LIVING ROOM DAY 1/3
    Rhetoric and Life are at home in the middle of the day,
    Rhetoric is channel surfing, a lost art in this day and age watching television with Life.

    Life (Excited)
    Hey, stop!
    That's the episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? you were on!
    Let's watch!

    Rhetoric (Ashamed)
    Oh, do we have to?
    Alright, fine...

    Rhetoric's face can be seen on the television screen on the set of
    Who Want's to Be a Millionaire? Camera zooms into the television and on to Rhetoric on the television screen for cut into the next scene.

    INT THE SET OF WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? DAY 2/3
    Zoom into Rhetoric sitting in the contestant chair on the set of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?.
    Opposite him is Chris Tarrant / Regis Philbin (depending where you are).

    Chris Tarrant / Regis Philbin (depending where you are)
    Could you please introduce yourself

    Rhetoric

    Hi, my name's Rhetoric, I'm a fictional manifestation of someone called The Rhetoric of Life, he writing me right now actually, hi!

    Chris Tarrant / Regis Philbin (depending where you are)
    That's fantastic, where you from Rhetoric?

    Rhetoric
    I'm from the internet, I guess, I mean, look who I'm talking to.

    Chris Tarrant / Regis Philbin (depending where you are)
    Brilliant! Since we're playing for charity, what charity are you playing for tonight?

    Rhetoric
    Well Chris/Regis, I'd be taking what I win and turning it into Bitcoin and donating it to Hamas and the liberation of the Palestinian people.

    Chris Tarrant / Regis Philbin (depending where you are)
    Okay then... Let's start.
    For £100/$100, a London bus is what colour/color?
    I repeat, a London bus what colour/color?
    A' blue, B' green C' red D' yellow​

    INT THE RHETORIC OF LIFE'S LIVING ROOM DAY 1/3
    Rhetoric and Life are at home in the middle of the day watching Rhetoric's episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? on the television with Life, Rhetoric can be seen on the television answering the question.

    Rhetoric (Ashamed)
    This is so embarrassing!

    Rhetoric on the TV (Eager)
    C, red, final answer.​

    Rhetoric (Ashamed)
    Oh God, I can't watch it.

    Life is enjoying watching the television.

    Life (Excited)
    This is my favourite part!

    Chris Tarrant / Regis Philbin (depending where you are) on the TV (Excited)
    That is cor....

    The television screen goes black because the Israeli Air Force used a fighter jet to deliver a smart bomb to blow up the media studio because they didn't like how the news was covering their crimes against humanity alleging Hamas use the building as its headquarters but not providing any proof.

    Rhetoric (Ashamed)
    So ****ing embarrassed.







    End

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