The downside to having seventy two wives in heaven.....

DennisTate · Oct 23, 2024

Even if there is some truth to the idea of Muslims having seventy two wives in heaven.....

near death experiencer Dr. Richard Eby was shown an important detail that might make

becoming a Jihad Martyr a lot less attractive...........

Dr. Richard Eby’s NDE and the Second Coming of Christ
BY KEVIN WILLIAMSPOSTED ON SEPTEMBER 26, 2019

[Near death experiencer Dr. Richard Eby... near - death .com/] :
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5. A Detailed Description of Dr. Eby’s Spirit Body
Suddenly, as the risen Lord paused in his explanation of future glories in a righteous universe, I realized that the new body I had in this paradise had not once signaled its presence to my mind. I had been oblivious of its existence while Jesus was talking. And yet it was “me”, and vitally alive. This raised another question.

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Reflexly I raised my arms in thanks and adoration for my Lord’s love in showing me heaven’s wonders which were mysteries to me. As I bowed my head, I noted a glowing pure-white gown which somehow I had not seen when I looked through it in search of organs! I was awed by its total weightlessness and silky softness. My raised arms had parted its overlapping folds for the moment, revealing me as a neuter (i.e. no sex organs)! This came as a shock, although I had not felt surprise at the absence of defects or scars. This alteration was so unexpected!

“Lord Jesus, why am I now a neuter? I was a man.”

Jesus replied: “Yes, Dick, you were always a man, a child of God who returned our love by telling others of the good news about me. Remember? You read in my book the very first order I gave to Adam and Eve? ‘Be fruitful and multiply!’ I told them to replenish the Earth, not heaven. Again I told the Sadducees (who did not believe in a resurrection) that they ‘knew not the scriptures’ when they speculated about wives in heaven. I explained that after the resurrection all would be like angels who do not marry nor raise families. Everything in heaven is created or re-created into perfection! It is all in my book. None other is truth!

“In fact, everything that my children need to know about how God thinks and works and judges and rewards, either before or after the cross, is already in my book. That is why I commanded mankind to ‘engrave my words upon their hearts,’ and to pass them along from generation to generation. I wanted everyone to hear and know just who I AM, the Messiah, their one hope of salvation, their most high God.”

I checked my body again: truly celestial! Its senses were too keen to describe.

Weightless, painless, instantly responsive. Comfortable and totally peaceful. Unaware of any disharmony elsewhere. Thinking with the mind of Christ. Sensing that I was IN him somehow.

He had said so clearly: “I and the Father are one.”

He had prayed so fervently: “… that they all may be one, as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee; that they may be also one in us!,” the Father declared it done!”

6. A Detailed Description of the Heaven Dr. Eby Experienced

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So...... Let's imagine that wise ol" King Solomon is there in heaven..... with his one thousand wives..... what would be a good thing for him to talk about with these former wives and concubines?

How about their specific grandchildren who are now on the earth?

Diablo · Oct 23, 2024

There is a bit of a teeny-weeny problem with have 72 wives...since there are about the same number of men and women...you'd have to share your wives with other men!
Of course, gay men can come to the rescue and take out about 10% of the excess. But that won't help much.

DennisTate · Oct 23, 2024

Diablo said: ↑

There is a bit of a teeny-weeny problem with have 72 wives...since there are about the same number of men and women...you'd have to share your wives with other men!
Of course, gay men can come to the rescue and take out about 10% of the excess. But that won't help much.
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Good point......

and another factor in the formula is that far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far more women tend to make it into heaven.......

than men do........ according to the off the scale brilliant and gifted Pastor Rick Joyner anyway??!!

[ Rick Joyner, The Final Quest] ....
...I looked at the thrones. I looked at those who were now seated. I could recognize some of the great heroes of the faith, but most of those seated I knew had not even been well known on earth. Many I knew had been missionaries who had expended their lives in obscurity. They had never cared to be remember on earth, but only to Him. I was a bit surprised to see some who had been wealthy, or rulers who had been faithful with what they had been given. However, it seemed that faithful, praying women and mothers occupied more thrones than any other single group." (Rick Joyner)
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I do believe that I should give you the context to that statement.......

I often do completely misunderstand even rather simple ideas???!!!!

http://64.71.77.248/fq-protestant/tfq-en.html

Pastor Rick Joyner, The Final Quest.....

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As I approached the Judgment Seat of Christ, those in the highest ranks were also sitting on thrones that were all a part of His throne. Even the least of these thrones was more glorious than any earthly throne many times over. Some of these were rulers over cities on earth who would soon take their place. Others were rulers over the affairs of heaven, and others over the affairs of the physical creation, such as star systems and galaxies. However, it was apparent that those who were given authority over cities were esteemed above those who had even been given authority over galaxies. The value of a single child was more than a galaxy of stars, because the Holy Spirit dwelt in men, and the Lord had chosen men as His eternal dwelling place. In the presence of His glory the whole earth seemed as insignificant as a speck of dust, and yet was so infinitely esteemed that the attention of the whole host of heaven was upon it.

Now that I stood before the throne, I felt very much less than a speck of dust. Even so, I felt the Holy Spirit upon me in a greater way than I ever had. It was by His power alone that I was able to stand. It was here that I truly came to understand His ministry as our Comforter. He had led me through the entire journey even though I had hardly noticed Him.

The Lord was both more gentle and more terrible than I had ever imagined. In Him I saw Wisdom who had accompanied me up the mountain, and felt the familiarity of many of my friends on earth. I recognized Him as the One I had heard speaking to me many times through others. I also recognized Him as the One that I had often rejected when He had come to me in others. I saw both a Lion and a Lamb, the Shepherd and the Bridegroom, but most of all I saw Him here as the Judge.

Even in His awesome presence, the Comforter was so mightily with me I was comfortable. It was also apparent that the Lord in no way wanted me to be uncomfortable; He only wanted me to know the truth. Human words are not adequate to describe either how awesome, or how relieving it was to stand before the Lord. I had passed the point where I was concerned if the judgment was going to be good or bad; I just knew it would be right, and that I could trust my Judge.

At one point the Lord looked toward the galleries of thrones around Him. Many were occupied by saints, and many were empty. He then said, "These thrones are for the overcomers who have served Me faithfully in every generation. My Father and I prepared them before the foundation of the world. Are you worthy to sit in one of these?"

I remembered what a friend had once said, "When an omniscient God asks you a question, it is not because He is seeking information." I looked at the thrones. I looked at those who were now seated. I could recognize some of the great heroes of the faith, but most of those seated I knew had not even been well known on earth. Many I knew had been missionaries who had expended their lives in obscurity. They had never cared to be remembered on earth, but only to Him. I was a bit surprised to see some who had been wealthy, or rulers who had been faithful with what they had been given. However, it seemed that faithful, praying women and mothers occupied more thrones than any other single group.

There was no way that I could answer "yes" to the Lord's question if I considered myself worthy to sit here. I was not worthy to sit in the company of any who were there. I knew I had been given the opportunity to run for the greatest prize in heaven or earth, and I had failed. I was desperate, but there was still one hope. Even though most of my life had been a failure, I knew that I was here before I had finished my life on earth. When I confessed that I was not worthy, He asked:

"But do you want this seat?"

"I do with all of my heart," I responded.

The Lord then looked at the galleries and said, "Those empty seats could have been filled in any generation. I gave the invitation to sit here to everyone who has called upon My name. They are still available. Now the last battle has come, and many who are last shall be first. These seats will be filled before the battle is over. Those who will sit here you will know by two things: they will wear the mantle of humility, and they will have My likeness. You now have the mantle. If you can keep it and do not lose it in the battle, when you return you will also have My likeness. Then you will be worthy to sit with these, because I will have made you worthy. All authority and power has been given to Me, and I alone can wield it. You will prevail, and you will be trusted with My authority only when you have come to fully abide in Me. Now turn and look at My household."

I turned and looked back in the direction I had come from. From before His throne I could see the entire room. The spectacle was beyond any earthly comparison for its glory. Millions filled the ranks. Each individual in the lowest rank was more awesome than an army, and I knew had more power. It was far beyond my capacity to absorb such a panorama of glory. Even so, I could see the only a very small portion of the great room was occupied.

I then looked back at the Lord and was astonished to see tears in His eyes. He had wiped the tears away from every eye here, but His own. As a tear ran down His cheek he caught it in His hand. He then offered it to me.

"This is My cup. Will you drink it with Me?"

..... ( Pastor Rick Joyner, The Final Quest)
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Perhaps a higher percentage of us guys make it into the Outer Darkness of Heaven... that according to Rick Joyner's really shy buddy from one of the churches that he attended as a teenager...... the Outer Darkness of Heaven is actually pretty awesome???!!!

Chrizton · Oct 23, 2024

Well if you marry them all on the same day, you can just get them 6 dozen eggs to split for your anniversary every year.

Melb_muser · Nov 4, 2024

I thought the name Dick was telling in this story. You would want to keep that fellow in good shape.

DennisTate · Nov 12, 2024

Melb_muser said: ↑

I thought the name Dick was telling in this story. You would want to keep that fellow in good shape.
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I heard five minutes of an interview by Sly Stallone yesterday.........

he mentioned some variation of a "salt trick"...... I don't suppose you have a simplified and PG rated version of that that you could explain could you Melb_muser?

DennisTate · Nov 12, 2024

Chrizton said: ↑

Well if you marry them all on the same day, you can just get them 6 dozen eggs to split for your anniversary every year.
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And if some of them speak Hebrew... and if some of them speak Arabic... and if some of them speak English.....
you might want to begin an online youtube channel teaching English.... and Hebrew... and Arabic.......
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politicalcenter said: ↑
"Who cares?" ...
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That is an excellent question and my answer is anybody who has
http://www.politicalforum.com/index...e-number-one-language.622478/#post-1075098159

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