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  1. garyd

    garyd Well-Known Member

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    That "Die Hard" was the first Harry Potter movie a guy sneaking about a tower dodging Alan Rickman...
     
    garyd, Dec 4, 2024
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    If at first you don't succeed
    Then skydiving is not for you.
     
    Imnotreallyhere, Dec 5, 2024
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    25 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, hope or jobs. Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die.
     
    Imnotreallyhere, Dec 5, 2024
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    I tried parkour as an exercise regimen this week. However, I discovered I suffer from a medical condition known as "lazy".
     
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    Some people run 5 miles every day, and go to the gym. Me... I'm sitting on the sofa watching a TV show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.
     
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    Now there's an advantage for me. No tv but I do watch things on my tablet. Not a remote in sight.
     
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    I asked an attractive young lady at the gym if she had any plans for Saturday night.
    She said, "Screw you!"
    So I'm looking forward to the weekend.
     
    Imnotreallyhere, Dec 8, 2024
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