You know you're and old fart if - - -

You used an ink pen in high school.

 

Worse, I still use one.

 

You know you have knees.

 

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If you remember the Burma Shave signs.

 

Using single blade non disposable razors to shave.

 

You innocently refer to those under 40 as "kids".

 

Virginia Slims smoking meant " you've come a long way baby " instead of cigarette's cause lung cancer.

 

I use a dovo 5/8” along with a badger hair brush now. Far superior.

 

You leave the house without your phone....knowing that it IS possible to survive without it.

 

You go out in your slippers.

And the heels are trodden down.

 

Or if others give you a funny look when you don't have anything except a landline connected with a cable. I just wish it was one of the old rotary phones. I guess I couldn't press 1, then. Oh well, no big loss.

 

You leave your doors open at night for a breeze because 99% have never even heard of AC. And it is safe to do so.

 

You had bragging rights if your car did better than 10 mpg.

 

If your car ran better on leaded gasoline.

 

I miss the rotary phones...

 

I miss those too. Hated coupons but loved the green stamps.

 

You learned to type on one of these :

 

If you get off your hot sports bike, take off your helmet, and everyone does a double take.

 

If you were ever on the Howdie Doodie Show.

 

My parents were older, so they had they type at home, though I took typing in high school and cannot remember what they had.

 

If, when you were a young man, you had a "little black book" full of the names and phone numbers of girls you liked.

 

You remember P.E. being mandatory for all 4 years of high school.