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  1. Seth Bullock

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    You remember being graded on "penmanship" in school.
     
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    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Maryanne, Jeannie, and the Petticoat Junction daughters still make you smile inside.
     
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    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You get a senior discount at a restaurant.
     
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    ...if you can write cursive.

    ...if you remember having to get up to change channels, had only 3 channels and were adept at adjusting rabbit ears for a better picture.
     
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    And adept at changing vacuum tubes.
     
  6. Max Rockatansky

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    ...if they remember the first time they saw a color tv set after years of B&W.
     
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  7. Seth Bullock

    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It seems funny to you that when you ask for a cup of coffee, the waitress says "Awesome!" to you ... or "Perfect!"

    Hey, it's just a cup of coffee ...
     
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  8. Seth Bullock

    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    When you drop a napkin on the floor, and you have to plan how you're going to lean over to pick it up, and how you're going to straighten back up again.
     
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    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A nap is a part of your daily schedule.
     
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    Here is one thing that floors me.

    To promote a product, the advertiser hires some you tube blogger named "Dude Perfect" who boards a helicopter, taken up several hundred feet, who tosses a ball through a hoop. And the crowd cheers. How many times did he miss? Think that over as they next switch into a store where he and others toss things around and hit items.

    I swear, where is the good old ad for smokers saying Lucky Strike means fine tobacco?
     
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hey, i resent being talked about. LOL :rock_slayer::roflol:
     
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I never understood this and then I am 79. Now I get it.
     
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Gosh, okay my story

    As a kid, I found out that on radio there were some kid programs on radio. Yup, long before sesame street. See if I can recall them. There was Sgt. Preston of the Yukon. I enjoyed that radio show. There was Amos and Andy. Loved them before I ever heard the term racist.

     
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    I played a year of football and we used PE time for study hall at my high school. But PE was 4 years for most of the students.
     
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    7 channels in NYC
     
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    Ive noticed the drive through girls refer to me as sweetie now. Guess you get sweet when you get old?
     
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    building crystal radios and learning moss code
     
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    Loose sweaters mean fluffy ****.
     
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    When t.v. finally came to Detroit there were three: WWJ
    WXYZ
    WJR
    And Windsor, Canada had - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - CKLW
     
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    When you cut grass with one of these:
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    And trimmed it with these:
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    String trimmers weren't invented and the batteries for the automatic trimmers we finally got, would die before you could get much done. Gasoline mowers? pft Those were for the wealthy. We weren't poor, but that was a good excuse, I suppose. Cutting up hills was tough.
     
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    We did that in radio shop in high school only we learned Morse Code. Never heard of moss code.
     
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    maybe its a kolobian thing
     
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    My mom said she could remember when laundry detergent used to have "prizes" in it for mom like cereal did for the kids. Things like measuring cups, dish towels, wash rags, etc.
     
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    ....if every adult driver knew how to drive a stick shift.
     

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