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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not a chance, shang... but good try. Thx for brkfst .. I'll be napping now. Zzzzzzz
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 16, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Marlon Brando was a big eater.He loved stuff like Steak & Eggs.Even for lunch.
    And look how he blimped out.
    On the other hand Humprey Bogart loved his Ham & Eggs often having that
    at Dinner.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 16, 2014
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    STELLLA!
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 16, 2014
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    THE HORROR, THE HORROR...love that Marlon, every lb of him.
     
    Shangrila, Jun 16, 2014
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    AADRIIIIIIIAN!

    So would the line "badges, we don't need no steenking badges" not be so famous if Stallone said it?

    Hmmmm...
     
    Tram Law, Jun 16, 2014
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Here is a good way to work off the calories...[video=youtube_share;hLPpJbis6iY]http://youtu.be/hLPpJbis6iY[/video]
     
    daisydotell, Jun 16, 2014
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    Yeeeeeeeehaw.
     
    Shangrila, Jun 16, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Never you mind,Stanley.Or I'll break out that book of Polish jokes
    during yer weekly poker game. BTW Stanley.
    You done screwed in that last light bulb wrong.It blinks every time you
    belch.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 16, 2014
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  9. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    And I watch it every time it's on.

    "I've always relied on the kindness of strangers."
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 16, 2014
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    Hmmmm....

    The Mission Impossible Theme as sung by cats and dogs.

    Meow meow
    Meow meow meow meow
    Meow meow meow meow
    Meow meow meow meow

    barkbarkbaaaaaark barkbarkbaaaaaaak
    me-ow

    barkbarkbaaaaaark barkbarkbaaaaaaak
    me-ow


    barkbarkbaaaaaark barkbarkbaaaaaaak
    me-ow

    bark bark barkbark bark bark
    Meeeooooooow.

    Thank you.
     
    Tram Law, Jun 17, 2014
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If that ain't a great political slogan, I don't know what is. You should be someone's publicist (if you aren't already that is). Unfortunately CA wouldn't qualify for that slogan.
     
    RPA1, Jun 17, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I may need signatures on a Petition calling for a Bachelor's Day.
    I'm thinking around All Saints Day.
    How about the day after.That a way ... One could dress up as a Saint for
    Halloween and just keep the costume on for Bachelor's Day.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 17, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Everyday is bachelor's day, foolie. Its not like there's a nagging wife telling you what to do. Why not today? I'll send you a card...
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 17, 2014
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    Don't need knowed card or candy or flowers.Even dough that's exactly how
    my younger brother courted his wife.He let HER bring HIM the candy and flowers.
    I swear ta God.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 17, 2014
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    I would love to live in Texas. Never wanted to live in Ca. I had an Uncle that live in Petaluma and later in Santa Rosa. He always loved Ca.
     
    daisydotell, Jun 17, 2014
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    Good morning all.

    Did anyone see the video of the twin tornadoes in Nebraska?? That was awesome and terrible.. Not a good awesome just a horrific happening. Tornadoes are one scary thing. I remember when Ivan hit our state we were east of the eye and tornadoes were popping up all around us. Over a three day period Ivan produced 120 tornadoes..unbelievable.
     
    daisydotell, Jun 17, 2014
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    Dang tornadoes, too unpredictable. Can hardly escape them, anywhere. Only very few states without any problems though. If its not wildfires, its mudslides or tornadoes or hurricanes or sinkholes. You take the good with the bad and live happily ever after.
    Texas, more good than bad any day....and some fine looking men species at that.
     
    Shangrila, Jun 17, 2014
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    Good morning, bar flies. Slept til 6 this morning... ahhh, a taste of how the late risers live. Off to take dad to the eye doc... aka go in this room and wait. Wish us luck. 
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 17, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Dead as a doornail in here today. Maybe this titillating news will liven things up! Honey Boo Boo is coming back on!!! YEE HAW!!!! Sounds like they got in some trouble in Jolly Ole England, though. Uh oh.

    TLC Apologizes for U.K. 'Honey Boo Boo' Episode That Aired at Time Kids May Watch - Hollywood Reporter


    That lil scamp is always getting herself into mischief! :icon_picknose:
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 17, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Wake up early birds. grab your hoes... time to hit the fields.

    *ties rag around head*

    There, I'm ready.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 18, 2014
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    Well good morning Smartie.. How about a nice cold drink of water..bet it's getting hot out there. Whatcha hoeing today corn or peas...?
     
    daisydotell, Jun 18, 2014
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    There but for the grace of Bacon Go { ? }
     
    Foolardi, Jun 18, 2014
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    Mornin, daise... foolie.

    Hoeing cotton today. Got a bucketful of nice cool water and a lunch wrapped up in a bandana. .. I'm good to go.

    *sings*

    "When them cotton bolls get rotten, ya cant pick very much cotton... "
     
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    Shangrila, Jun 18, 2014
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    Um ... I got it,I got it ... Mommy.
    Lets Not say Grace before din-din tonight and let the Bacon roll.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 18, 2014
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