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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    *wakes up*

    *yawn, stretch*

    Oh hell...

    *throws on clothes and heads to work*
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;bF2EX91Hwrk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF2EX91Hwrk[/video]
     
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Figures... heads will roll.
     
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    One for the ladies: what kind of woman are you?

    http://www.quizony.com/what-kind-of-woman-are-you/index0.html

    Yeah, yeah... just don't call me late for supper.

    You are Independent

    You are strong and capable. Good thing, because you are also fiercely proud, with a desire to be totally self-reliant. You never want to have to depend on someone else to look after you. You are the sort of person who is likely to take off on a solo trek across the Andes. Just don’t forget to call home once in a while! (Is there cell phone reception there?)
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Ya sure ya nots the only one here, Sugah? [​IMG] I think the other birds threw off the ball and chain and have flown the coop. [​IMG]
     
    MMC, Aug 5, 2014
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    This guy on Northern misunderstandings of Southern language.

    [video=youtube;imZjCbRuZ3c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imZjCbRuZ3c[/video]
     
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    They'll be back, darlin. Those 3 day passes are over before you know it.

    (I don't think that thing around falena's ankle is a ball & chain... it's got a red light that blinks if she goes too far... jus sayin) ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Oh.....a Lil Bad Goil, huh? [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;9ha5ujHnYXg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ha5ujHnYXg[/video]
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;p4kVWCSzfK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4kVWCSzfK4[/video]
     
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  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    We, I'm impressed.

    Now, let's see you tie your shoe...

    :cool:
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I live in the mountains where men wear BOOTS that tie up all the way to the ankles. I wear them all the time and I'm pretty sure I can still tie them. :cool:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yeah, looking over that post I typed, you prob tie shoes better than I type.

    We?

    :roll:
     
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    i've been waiting for a taxi since Friday night.

    Hey, I just found out that I'm a correspondent. When will I become
    a SMW?

    Fergit the taxi. I'm claiming this pool table as MINE! At least the
    lower part. Has anyone seen somebody. I haven't. Bartender...
    another... nevermind.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, fans of Humpday. Seems like we just did this a week ago.

    Have a good one!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    One more...

    What's your true calling in life?

    http://breaktab.com/play/truecalling

    LOL, I shoulda been this... but instead, I chose smartass.

    Intellectual Genius

    You have a fascinating mind. You're very self-aware, wickedly smart (no doubt), sometimes a bit shy, and you tend to enjoy indoor hobbies just as much, if not more, than outdoor ones. You may not open up easily, but once you do, no one can compete with you. Your brilliance seems to increase by the day!
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Well lookie here. lol
    I dont forget I have a body.
    Why, Im looking at my cleavage right now.
     
    Falena, Aug 6, 2014
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Im here. If I can catch a minute.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    This is that math thing.
    Im not torturing myself again with this test. I refused to not answer all the questions last time and it took me 2 days to figure out the hold out question.

    lol
    Sometimes once is enough for me. This is one of those times.

    Got no problem with a zero with this one.

    Love this song!
    [video=youtube;2OlAx4Dok38]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlAx4Dok38[/video]

    'I brought myyyyy pencil'. lol
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I don't blame ya, falena. Truth be told, I guessed at those shape things... didn't think I had a clue, but maybe my subconscious knew. ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sometimes these quizzes strike a chord... this result was one of those. It's so true, makes me wanna elaborate.

    Let's get one thing straight... if I had ever fallen head over heels for a man who called me his lil woopsie-poopsie and wouldn't hear of my working unless I just wanted to... this test would've had entirely different results. I've been that same strong independent woman all my life... because I had to.

    Still looking for my snookem-wookems... maybe I'll find him when I fly off on my solo trek to the beach a month from today. :heart:

    Yeah, yeah... fat chance. But at least I'll get some good shrimp! ;)
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Some people get the same thrown at them and are still dependent. I think you had the drive in you to begin with. Sure it could have been easier but you stepped to the plate and drove that ball out of the park.
    You did good. Damn good.

    [video=youtube;FX31fJYHySI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX31fJYHySI[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Gimme another beer and box of kleenex, bartender. I feel a tearjerker coming on...

    [video=youtube;4PWP80YfMT0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWP80YfMT0[/video]
     
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