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  1. Foolardi

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    A Lot of Beer guzzlers get fooled into thinking that beer in and of itself
    quenches yer thrist.So in the summertime they drink beer instead of
    water to replenish.Big Mistake.Beer Dehydrates.The more beer,the more one
    dehydrates.
     
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    Lol

     
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    i must pay tribute to the illuminati, forgiveness please.

     
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    I Think that Swift was given a Yellow Brick Road to easy
    stardom.Based on her youthful and somewhat country looks.
    That is often the formula for star status.
    However it never worked for males like Willie Nelson or
    Joe Cocker.Who were born looking like ugly ducklings.
     
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    I don't have a video but here is us doing the same.
     
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    Me driving the houseboat eyeballing my son hot ridding around in my boat.
     
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    My girlies blowing my doors on the RPX.
     
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    Very cool!
     
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    A big turn off is she is a mouth breather. Seldom is her mouth closed.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Happy Saturday, y'all. Gonna be another hot one in Big D. Boating pics look wonderful!

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    No adjective describes lake Powell. There isn't a camera big enough to photograph it. More shoreline than the west coast of the United States. It is truly a magical place. Like being in the palm of Gods hand. My wife, sitting to my left taking a picture, wants her ashes spread there when she dies.
     
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    Dawn is just cracking on the west coast. Took a peek outside and it is 48 degrees out there. Realtor is showing our home today and I should be out there tidying up a bit but my nipples say otherwise.
     
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    I listened to the song thinking Ok maybe this will be different. I had to stop half way through.
    I cant listen to most of her music because most of the lyrics seem so focused on someone screwing her over.

    I get this instant reflex to think, 'Step back bitch. We all get wronged. We all don't get the ****ing cha ching to bitch about it.
    Move on to happy for Christ sakes.'

    I try not to think like that because Im trying to be demure now. She is too great a test for me at this point. Ahahahahaha
     
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    Ive never been there. The way you describe it if I ever get out that way I have to put it on the list of places to see.
    Its cool you do that with your family. Can you fish there?
     
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    That just made me laugh out loud.
     
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    One more reason...the car damage.
     
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    Yes and fishing is quite good. Stripped bass (my fav) walleye and channel cat. Strippers feed on the surface and cause ripples. When you see the ripples you stop and figure out which direction they are moving, then position your boat a hundred yards in front of them, turn the motor off and wait. When they are close enough that you can cast over the top of the school and land your lure behind them, do so, reel in fast and BAM, fish tacos.
     
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    It really does sound great!
    My family loved to take us kids fishing. I have a picture of me somewhere when I was about 5, in a fluffy dress fishing at the edge of a stream. lol
    One of the best times I had fishing was when we camped on an island on this lake. We were the only people on this little island. Actually saw a moose swimming in the water and doing an amazing job of it.
     
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    Not a Bertram ... eh. ?
     
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    Not a very good overall singer/songwriter.I bought a CD about 6 months
    ago and it's kinda boring.
    Kid Rock is worse.
    I just got another Dylan CD.
    Time Out of Mind
     
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    If you can fish you can eat. It's a life skill. I don't set out to fish, I keep some gear on my boat and fish a bit but fishing isn't the goal. I usually do well as I was taught by the best. My dad can drive by a lake and through the window of the car tell you if the fish are biting.
     
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    I used to buy those fat Yachts mags.To help me with any pipe dream.
    I like the 65 footers.My Grandfather had a really nice 65 ' Chris Craft.
    It got requisitioned for use in World War II.
    I grew up around water.My Dad started out vacationing the Family
    in Canada.Then he got a nice custom 25 ' Lyman.They are famous
    in and around Lake Erie.They're made in Sandusky,o.
    Then we started renting summer homes in Huron,O.
    Then my Old man had a summer home built.
    I was an excellent water skier.I worked one summer at the local
    Marina.
     
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    Sounds like a Fish tale to me.Something form the movie :
    Min and Bill { 1930 }
     
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