Technically, Hastert was not convicted of molesting the boys. He was convicted of structuring withdrawals in order to hide hush money payments to...
They shall not grow old As we grow old Age shall not weary them Nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun, And in the morning, We shall...
I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice.
Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar.
Autocorrect is my worst enema.
Dear optimist and pessimist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Yours, the opportunist
Rocky mountain oysters: the original sack lunch
If you're depressed, remember: feeling well-adjusted in a deeply unjust and cruel society isn't something to be proud of.
When life gives you lemons a simple operation can give you melons.
Live so that were your life a book, Florida would ban it.
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Hey!!! I'll have you know his hands are a perfectly normal size.
Was there peace in the Mideast tho? TFG ordered a few drone strikes as I recall.
If you post it, you're responsible.
Separate names with a comma.