SuperSymmetry

Do you smell that? That's the oregano I put on my chicken. Do you smell that other thing? That's the two metric tons of chlorobenzene that I

Do you want to know the secret to my success? Trick question, I'm not successful.

Vermont: The land of libertarians and Tinder babies.

you need to slow down, you're memeing too fast for the old timers

Friendly reminder that Georgia is one of the worst states, second only to Georgia.

I’m 50% kickass and 50% memories of the emotional trauma that led me to become 50% kickass.

You wanna know how much $5 on the black market costs? $5. You wanna know how much $5 that's been traded for bitcoin and then used to buy org

If you refer to laundry sauce as "laundry detergent" then you can get the hell out.

There were tears in my eyes. "That's just... too much Romaine lettuce," I tell the waiter. I cannot bring myself to look at him.