Christianity is a lie, since Adam wouldn't need/have a bellly button.

Christianity isn't a lie, many people practice it. What it is, is a belief. Just like islam is a belief. Hinduism is a belief. All are real and not lies.

 

I was thinking the same thing. Kind of a weird statement he/she made.

 

Do you also believe in vampires and werewolves like you believe in zombies? Why don't zombies' brains ever rot like the rest of their bodies?

 

Wow dude... you been watching too much TV. In fact it seems that the TV shows and movies are starting to affect your ability to deal with FACTS. Who said anything about believing in zombies other than you? Are these hallucinations a recurring event in your life?

 

That's very true. It's like a Broadway play or a syfy fantasy or old western movie. Only an idiot thinks that someone saw Jacob wrestling an angel. Who saw Moses and the burning bush? Who recorded the conversation between Cain and God?

 

'kind of a weird statement' that who made?

 

You said that you believe in Jesus. Jesus turned into a zombie. And don't forget all of those zombies that went to visit their buddies in Jerusalem when Jesus got nailed.

 

So it is you that is making a public declaration that YOU believe in zombies. No-one mentioned zombies but you, and the scripture does not make reference to zombies, therefore, it is your mental creation that has brought up the hallucination of zombies. Dude you need some serious psychological therapy.

 

Jesus came back to life after being dead. Lazarus returned to life after stinking up the place. Countless corpses popped out of their graves when Jesus got nailed and visited their buddies in Jerusalem. By our current definition they were zombies.

Now, since you believe in Jesus you believe in zombies. Do you also believe in vampires and werewolves? Or do you just believe in zombies, demons, angels, spirits, and ghosts?

 

"zom·bie (zmb)
n.
1. A snake god of voodoo cults in West Africa, Haiti, and the southern United States.
2.
a. A supernatural power or spell that according to voodoo belief can enter into and reanimate a corpse.
b. A corpse revived in this way.
3. One who looks or behaves like an automaton.
4. A tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice."

Can you provide a scripture reference wherein it shows that voodoo was used in what you are calling 'zombies'? Now as to your allegation as to what I believe: You are wrongly making the expression. It is not me that believes Jesus was a zombie, but rather it seems to be you and you are basing your belief on a definition which is not related to any of the acts recorded in scripture (especially relating to Jesus and those others that you specifically mentioned). You do seem to have a fascination with such things as vampires, werewolves, zombies, demons, angels, spirits, ghosts..... are you seriously believing in the existence of such things, or are you merely using those labels as a means of attempting to conjure an emotional response? Personally, I think that you do believe in those things and are attempting to hide that suspicion by attempting to accuse others of holding such beliefs. That was really pathetic on your part.

 

Christianity = worship of zombies.

 

yeah well it was big for awhile with you trolls tai kookoo will you please contribute more than just rrrrridiculous commentary on what others do here...

your not really much of anything are you....is your life as drab as this...some dreggish nothing life...so you bore us here...

 

commentary like this tai kookoo ...\please leave the board alone ...your annoyingly boring

 

Ahhh... then your misguided equation above is supposed to mean something? What? It certainly does not = a rebuttal.

 

Suppose your door bell rang right now and when you answered the door a crowd of all of the people you knew who had died was standing there before your very eyes. Would you invite them in or would you slam the door?

http://zombieapocalypseacademy.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zombie-outbreak.jpg

 

Really scraping the barrel now with your pointless pedantic dribble.

 

That is correct.

 

You certainly have what seems to me an odd notion of what it means to "attack".
I think for one, intent is a necessary aspect of it, and no attack was intended.

Your request here is a bit like asking me to write an encyclopaedia, and I am not interested in the challenge, nor would anyone be.

The word "lie" is i think a poor one, and I should not have used it just because you did.

Some parts of the bible are not literally true, and some are not accurate.

Two examples are the flood story, which is not true; the events never happened.
it may be true in some metaphorical sense, as history, it is not. The proof of that is so abundant and clear, it is well beyond the scope of this forum to list it all.

As for accurate, the numbers given in Kings for the 'sea', 30 cubits around and ten across, the resulting value for Pi at 3.0, are approximate.

Approximate.

As for the accuracy of other things in the book, the question is how approximate, or how close to 'true' they may need to be to be 'true'. 99%? 50%?

 

Ok first off, they are drawn that way by people today...WHO STILL HAVE BELLY BUTTONS. You are disproving evolution more than anything. For if the belly button wasnt needed in males, why do we still have them? WHY DO I STILL HAVE ONE, OH MY JEBUS, AM I A MUTANT?! The only thing you are proving sir or madam, is that you are retarded.

 

Please tell us if this is satire.

Poe's law, and all.

 

Very good sir...or madam! Tell me, are you on my side, or the threads starter? Just so i can know.

 

Here's to a smooth 2nd half then! What are you studying? If you don't mind me asking of course.

Oh, and so this post is still on topic... Adam & Eve.

 

Hey Oj. Do you have a belly button too?

 

Yes. But I know two people who don't have belly buttons...

 

I would slowly close the door and then go to the kitchen and check the contents label on the coffee container. If everything seemed proper with the coffee, I would start evaluating all the food that was prepared last night. If nothing turned up out of the ordinary, then I would chalk it up to a bad dream. Now how about you? What would you do?

BTW: The graphic you displayed proves my point that you have been watching too many holly wood fantasies.