I have a very important announcement to make: I am straight

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  1. 3link

    3link Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The time has come for me to be honest with my self and the world. I am straight.

    I realize this is going to make my life harder. It isn't easy being a straight man these days. But I can't live in this world of secrets anymore.
     
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    Kranes56 Banned

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    Great. I'm ace.
     
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    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You just need the proper encouragement to get you back on track.

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    Why don't you just announced your entire depraved sex life to the world? I don't want MY children being force fed YOUR heterosexual agenda! Simply acknowledging your orientation is enough to confuse their pea-sized brains.
     
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    God, some people just don't even know that there are young children out there who will be convinced to participate in his god forsaken life style. Why isn't he thinking of the children?
     
  6. Dale Cooper

    Dale Cooper Well-Known Member

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    Me, too.

    So let me be clear: I’m proud to be straight, and I consider being straight among the greatest gifts God has given me.

    (And they wonder why we laugh at them!)
     
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    really but i don't think so
     
  8. Tram Law

    Tram Law Banned

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    Nope. Now you're marked as an oppressor.

    Unless you're black.

    Unless you're a black conservative.

    Because only conservatives are oppressors ebcause they don't believe in freedom.

    On through the never we must go
    Out through the edge of never
    Then never comes
     
  9. Jonsa

    Jonsa Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Since you believe your straightness is one of the greatest gifts god has given you, its no wonder they laugh at you.

    So since you believe that god dispenses the "gift of heterosexuality", then he must also dispense the "gift of homosexuality"
    Or does he only give certain gifts to people knows he's going to like when they grow up?

    then there is the fact that being proud of a gift handed to you, when you didn't earn it or otherwise do anything to merit it, is pretty damn self serving.
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