A lighthearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol. IV

this may be the biggest waste of time ever... Obama has no chance in hell of getting the conveted nascar voting demograph.

 

Heard that. It's lunacy for them to even try.
They're against gas powered cars, guns, and White people.

 

What will Michelle wear to grand marshal NASCAR? Michelle's Mirror is asking the same thing.


... As an offset to all this presumably bad press, Lady M is busy polishing her chassis for her inaugural debut as NASCAR queen on Sunday. Yesterday we tried on a few of our older ensembles that she thought might work:

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Butt the bottom line, nothing seemed right so we’re going shopping this afternoon for something a little more “boogity-boogity-boogity” for the occasion. After all, being Grand Marshall at a venue that she and Big Guy have determined to be a vital demographic for our reelection is a huge challenge. Here are a few of the logos currently under consideration for our jumpsuit:

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I’ll keep you advised as to who is in the lead. I’m betting on Cheetos. Is that insider trading?

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Does Scion have a car in the race? If so, that'd be a natural fit.

 

hope the first lady is well received at the upcoming NASCAR event

many of them use government assistance so this will be a good campaign

 

true,

her being the first food stamp/ affirmative action FLOTUS

 

Don't you know Hawaii was not one of the original 57 states?

 

Ehh, jet lag...lmao poor fellow. Imagine if GWB had made that mistake.

 

Many of "them"? Wow....how do you know this?

 

Never thought I'd hear myself type this, but I'm glad she's gonna be buying some new clothes. Her wardrobe's been recycled more times than Joan River's face. When it comes to spending her own money, FLOTUS is a penny-pincher.

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Friday, November 18, 2011
Michelle named head cheerleader for 2012 WTF season: Wu-Hoo!

As announced in the NYT today, Lady M has a new role in our re-election campaign: Head Cheerleader. Yes! That’s right, head cheerleader. Something Lady M’s always dreamed of.

Big Guy, Big Guy, He’s Our Man, if he can’t do it, no one can!

Give me a “B”!, make that a “B+”!!

And the best thing about this new role? We’ll be needing a whole new wardrobe. For this assignment we’re hiring Lady M’s own personal head cheerleader and unpaid spokesperson, Jason Wu. Here are a few excerpts from a pre-game pep rally interview with Jason:

On why Lady M is one of his heroes:

She really is this amazing woman. When I asked her how she chose my dress, she just chose it because she liked it. The idea that she would choose a dress for such an important day based purely on instinct is quite brave, and such a great thing to hear. Without any other deciding factor, she decided on the dress because she liked it.

Because – particularly in Lady M’s case - choosing a dress based solely on your instincts and just because you like it really is brave.

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What do you think of her style sense?

I think she has certainly made Washington a more fashionable place and really inspired working women who may have been afraid to dress up too much for work in fear of not being taken seriously.



Who wouldn’t take Lady M seriously? Seriously?

With her beautiful chic dresses and the figure-flattering things she wears with bare arms, it doesn't get in the way of the fact that she is a great first lady promoting some great causes and I think that is inspiring women all over the world to not be afraid to embrace their femininity.



Nothing inspires femininity like a figure flattering big bow

On having his gown selected by Lady M for the inauguration:

It was really an amazing thing. I never thought that as a designer I would get to experience something of that magnitude. Because it is not only significant in my career, but it is also historically significant. I think that is something not every designer gets to do in their lifetime so I feel very proud of it.

We’re all very proud. It’s historical.

What do we have to look forward too?

My spring collection was inspired by pop art. It's really a combination of two things. Haute couture techniques and pop art. They are two very different elements and I wanted to combine them in such a way where they seem at home with each other.

Oh Dear! I think I know where this is headed.

 

The historical inaugural gown (and the dynamic fashion duo of Wu & MO):

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What makes your designs special?

I have really honed my craft and made these truly breathtaking, gravity-defying clothes.

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Some so gravity defying they actually take your breath away

Well, that’s all for now. I’ve got to run because we’re all busy getting in shape for the cheerleading competition. We’ve got Two-A-Days scheduled now through January.

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2012. WTF. Are you in?

source

 

Love it when ya express a thought... then find out other's feel exactly the same way.

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Thank you, Andy Warhol. That's what I'm sayin!!!

 

Oh boy....can't wait for the new fashions....*koff*

 

Michelle is hot ! Get over it, ladies!


http://ezkool.com/2011/03/poll-finds-michelle-obama-is-hot-while-sarah-palin-is-not/

Bro

 

It's all a matter of prospective, so there's really nothing to get over....bro...

 

what a big bow, she's heavens gift to the American people.

 

Now that is interesting....new fad? Is that a smirk on her face?

 

Ok, this is confusing. Is she performing some sort of ventriloquist schtick here?

Is that the designer? Why do they have a mannequin there presenting the fact that it looks better on it, than her?

I need another martini. I swear the little puppet in the suit talked, and her lips didn't even move.

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LOL, unassuming lil fashion guru, ain't he? Here's Michelle in the dress. It reminds me of those flowers we used to make from Kleenex when we were kids. And it's too long... unless it's supposed to double as a dustmop.

Other than that, it's lovely.

 

I'm posting.....LOL

 

Why would anyone wear a bow that big???

 

It's actually TWO bows... one on top of the other. I call that a disposable garment. Those bows would never live thru a dry cleaning... it'd be a big floppy mess next time you tried to wear it.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_gown

According to rules of etiquette and attire, ladies must wear a ball gown to events where men are required to wear white tie attire. The elements of ladies' white tie attire could include:

ball gown - ballerina (to the ankle) or full-length (to the floor)

I believe these dresses are the same length as the First Lady's gown excepting the train.

 

To the floor's not the same as on the floor. Unless you like the tinge of dirt look on the train.

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Who knows... maybe one of the girls can wear it later for a wedding dress?

 

Had to come back to this one... who can believe Jason Wu was only 26 in this picture? He's a ripe ole 28 now! No wonder Michelle always looks like she's dressed too young for her age!

 

Do you have any proof of that?