Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a...
One of life's mysteries is that a 1 pound box of chocolate can make you gain 5 pounds.
The Stock market is like a strapless bra, half the people are wondering what's holding it up.. Whereas, the other half are waiting for it to drop...
How to make your day start out right.... 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it Barack Obama. 3. Send it to the recycle Bin. 4. Empty...
Guy's car breaks down at a monastery. He knocks on the door and says, My car broke down. Could I stay the night? The monks feed him dinner and...
LOL!!! That's cute!! THNX!!! :)
Daddy, how was I born? 'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we...
Osama Bin Laden's last Facebook status: "Be right back someone is at the door" LOL
Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool.....................so I gave him a cup of water!!!
A 7yr old and a 4yr old are upstairs in their bedroom. "I think it's time we started swearing," says the 7 year old. "When we go down for...
I also like the sweet wines. I'm going to look for this. It sounds good.
We had a bottle of cheap red wine from WalMart one time. It was really good!!
That's a beautiful dog. It looks like 1 that we had. She passed away a few yrs back. She was 13yrs.
My sister lived in Gastonia, NC during Hugo and my nephew at that time was just a lil' guy. They were without power for 4 days. My mom was...
Sorry, but you gotta punch back harder than that to hurt me.
I say make a cartoon and use Curious George for the part. That's who he looks like.
If there isn't any "change" the next 1 will be from everybody running toward the cheese line!!
Good night everyone! Thanks for the good time at your bar. Thanks for the great music!
LOL!!! Marcia Griffiths - Electric Boogie - YouTube Cupid - Cupid Shuffle (Music Video) - YouTube
@ Felena, I never used to like any country music @ all and a few yrs back my husband got into Dwight Yoakam. He had always been a head banger, so,...
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