A lighthearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol. IV

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  1. Trinnity

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    Omg, must she wear such tight clothes???? What was she thinking???
     
  2. Smartmouthwoman

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    Some fancy lingerie shop started a rumor she'd spent $50K there on a shopping spree. One look at the rear of the orange skirt and a person knows for sure that's a made-up story... no way does Michelle spring for fancy lingerie. I'd bet there's cotton granny panties under that skirt.
     
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    LOL... I miss the photos of this post.

    The FLOTUS has the ability to pull off some desiger under-stuffs. As she has that type of figure. It must make the POTUS very happy. LOL....

    IMO, all women should have a selection of fancy under-stuff so they can feel good about themselves. It will inspire confidence no matter what the tabloid periodicals they look at.
     
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    I'd love to know what this was all about....

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    ROFLMAO! I know people get caught at just the right/wrong moment in pics sometime, but these two seem to get caught a lot with ridiculous faces.
     
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    Did anybody see the outfit MO wore on Leno? Good grief....I don't have a link, but maybe Michelle's Mirror will come up with one. It was bad.
     
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    Here ya go, Kimi...

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    And a previous visit during the campaign :below: You can tell cuz her make up is professional now.

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    Sometimes her outfits are nice; even stunning.
    And other times it's like "what the heck was she thinking???"
     
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    FYI: Michelle is wearing a Michael Kors top and a J. Crew skirt.

    Let's see... (sparkly) beige top, shiny green skirt, no stockings, pink shoes.

    Typical Michelle.

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    Looks like she did buy a new bra though... thank God. Must've been some of that $50K she spent/didn't spend at the lingerie shop.
     
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    Those pics don't show the worst of it. Side view and back view were "eeeek" factor. As in, c'mon Michelle - you don't have the figure to wear that type of skirt, girl. Your butts too "full". Jeeze.
     
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    Here's a look she pulls of to a tee. Right down to the bottom lip. It's uncanny.

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    Roflmao!!!!!!
     
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    I think Moochelle is censoring which photos get released... since she's been caught more than a few times in very unflattering poses... like the orange skirt! :omg:
     
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    I saw her come out on stage and it was painful...photos definitely don't show how that skirt really fit her.
     
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    A few fashion pics from her campaign trip, um I mean No Fat Kid's Behind Left trip to California earlier this week.

    Appearing on Ellen -- we've come to know, when MO wears that leather jacket, we're in for some kinda physical stuff. This event held tight to that premise:

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    Then on to another event with her fav audience... fat kids. Here she's wearing that popular (?) color combination... green & purple. (?)

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    Last, but certainly not least, for our 'healthy eating initiative' the FLOTUS chose soothing colors of bright orange, bright yellow... and royal blue... with green shoes??

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    Srsly, folks.. do you think she's color-blind?
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the look on her face in that scary orange pic.
     
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    LOL - could be and Ellen looks awful.
     
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    I was wondering if MO passed along her plastic surgeon's card... Ellen could use a good nose job... like Michelle had.
     
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    LMAO!!!! She could trade her boobs for a smaller nose, oh wait, I guess her 'wife' might not like that. I know.....I'm bad.:blankstare:
     
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    She has BOOBS?????

    Wait... are we talking about Ellen or Michelle?? :shock:
     
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    LMAO!!!!!! You wicked woman.
     
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    You should warn us before you spring something that uncool.
    I need eye bleach. Yick-
     
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    Lock up all the fat kids, folks... FLOTUS is on a mission.

    I can hardly wait. :fart:
     
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    She doesn't know how to find a good fitting bra.
     
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    Her "stop" in Arkansas is the Air Force base in Little Rock. The article in our newspaper said she's going to push for better nutrition and food on military bases...WTF????? Seriously??? She's going to tell people who are in top shape and KNOW how to eat right, they are below par and need help.

    What an embarassment to this country.
     
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