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A lighthearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol. V

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Back by popular demand, y'all! Everybody run to your corners and come out talkin fashion!!!

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    Not to be taken too seriously, this thread offers a place to check out Michelle Obama's latest fashion statements while she's out and about at public appearances. Since it's usually impossible to separate the serious business she's involved in -- from the tongue-in-cheek comments about her attire, let's try to stay focused more on fashion, less on politics, OK? And be nice, guys... this is a woman we're talking about and all women are beautiful. No need to be disrespectful*.

    *IOW, treat her better than libs treat Sarah Palin. She's special, you know? ;)

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    Comfort and practicality... that's our Michelle's fashion goal!
     
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    That was pre-nose job, right...er, I mean pre-necessary medical procedure?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    We report, you decide:


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    I think it's quite an improvement. Same with Barack.. he reportedly had a nj early on. (Oops, I mean necessary medical procedure. My bad)

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    I don't blame either one of 'em... if I was a 1%er, I'd consider cosmetic surgery, too. Members of the upperclass are supposed to be prettier than us working slobs and if surgery helps...

    Of course, that theory doesn't always work.

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    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, I needed that!
     
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    [​IMG]Henry Waxman BEFORE.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Style at Center Court
    Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 11:35 AM

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    The First Lady traveled to North Carolina yesterday for a "Let's Move" promotion held between games of the CIAA basketball tournament in Charlotte. Above, Mrs. O runs onto court with Senator Kay Hagan. For the appearance, Mrs. O wore a crisp white blouse, black pants and silver sneakers, with a stack of Jordan Alexander bracelets to complete the look.

    Earlier in the day, when arriving at Raleigh-Durham International Airport, Mrs. O was seen wearing her Ann Taylor Promenade Coat, while greeting Military Spouse of the Year, Bianca Strzalkowski.

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    Like the white blouse and silver sneakers... but what's with that 'hair hook' in the second pic? Why didn't someone tell her she had a woody woodpecker thing going on? :shock:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    OMG, the resemblance is amazing! Must be related.
     
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    Michelle always looks best in those really bright colors. They call that coat "salsa picante". I could never wear that color.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I explained that to you on the other thread, Leffe. Let's indeed be honest here... some women have big-butts. Michelle Obama is one of them. Sorry if that fact hurts your feelings, but the truth is the truth. Maybe if she didn't choose fashions that accentuate her wide rear end, it wouldn't be a subject of discussion.

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    Which is worse? Talking about a woman's big butt (Michelle Obama)... or talking about how stupid she is (Sarah Palin)?

    Some men like big butts... please quit whining.
     
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    What could more frightening than a Strong, Educated, Independent Women and Mother.

    But I am puzzled as to why Women would have a problem with it. I can see how some Men are threatened, but Women?

    Hummm … interesting finding.

    I wonder if any women on this Forum will be posting pictures of their azz? :D

    I'm sure theirs are much better ... being the Sexy Political Types they are. :happycry:
     
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    Geesh, you guys are sure hung up on her ass. Nobody's talking about it except you and Leffe. Obsessed much?
     
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    That's funny, I call it "blaze orange".
     
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    That's not true ... I'm a well-rounded Brest and Azz Guy, especially if I can get my hands on them, who values Women's Minds ... especially if she's thinking of me. :D

    Now come on Smartmouthwoman, you know Women are really conscience about their figures ... so it's interesting to see Women doing it so viciously towards other Women, let along the First Lady.

    I can't see you doing that towards the Bush First Ladies ... correct? :wink:
     
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    That's the part I'm struggling with. Women are constantly targetted in the advertising world and media to be thin, most people (women especially I would have thought) would agree it's causing problems with dietary issues, which are life threatening. Now here's SMW, who seems to relish in the fact that another woman isn't falling for the BS on body size.

    It doesn't make sense to me, and I feel that it's not a "light hearted" thing at all. This subforum is being used for partisan political purposes, not humour at all.
     
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    No photogs allowed at the Governor's Ball this year... but here's a few candid glimpses of the FLOTUS gown. Looks like a beautiful dress -- wish we could see the whole thing:

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    Again, dear... nobody's obsessed with Michelle's body except you. The rest of us are more interested in what she's wearing... and how much $$$ she spends.

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    Ever watch the Fashion Police on the E channel? Might be a good start in your quest to get a clue.
     
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    How about I flip the question:

    How much would you want your First Lady to spend on clothing for official Presidential Events representing America?
     
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    OK, so here's what you said in the first 5 pages of the previous thread, it should be noted that 60% of the posts there are your's.

    LOL -- a 4 yr old pic where she WAS a lot thinner.
    Let's all hear a YEE HAW for big-butted women!!!
    Michelle has PLENTY of curves. And I doubt if she's looked like a string bean since she was 10... if then.
    This is her struggling to exit the helicopter
    No need for a boob belt on that one!
    And then we’ll all end up with fat behinds.She did spluge on a new belt that's not a boob belt.
    Uneven hems hide a multitude of problem areas. People are so busy trying to figure out what the hell you're wearing, they don't notice your gigantic rear end.

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    Funny you should ask... I think Michelle is too frugal when it comes to fashions. She tends to wear the same outfit to several different events. Certainly not something other first ladies are known for.

    That's our FLOTUS -- she's a real penny-pincher when it comes to fashion.

    Prob attributed to the fact she pays for her own clothes. If it was coming outta taxpayers pockets, I'm pretty sure she'd be more of a fashion diva.
     
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    Obviously you know nothing about fashion and/or women. Like I said, I understand you're opposed to us talking about the first lady. You'll just have to get over it since women all over America have always been interested in our first ladies. This one is no different... even if she is special to you.

    Now please stop metaposting this thread and move along.
     
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    Must be her upbringing and values. She didn't get her access to money the old fashioned way by being born into or married into money.

    She's actually self made and has her own, should she chooses to.
     
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    Yep, as self-made as a woman can be who marries the future POTUS.

    Doubt if she has 'her own' anymore though since she hasn't worked in years now. Doesn't matter... what's his is hers and vice versa.

    Jackie O was famous for her hats... Laura B always dressed like the librarian she was... and Michelle O will no doubt go down in history as the FLOTUS with the boob belt. Her own personal fashion statement...

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    You go, MO!
     
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    OMG, seriously, that is SO gross. :puke:
    It looks like a portable Heimlich device.

    Eye bleach, eye bleach !!!

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    I tell yea ... no one can rip Women like other Women. :D
     
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