Alex Jones Appointed As New Head Of CDC

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  1. modernpaladin

    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    lol...

    "Welp, this Jones guy seems to know something we don’t know.’ We thought it might be best to just let him run this whole operation.”
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    "Dr. Anthony Fauci has loudly protested the appointment of Jones. Sources say he has been forced to shut down his secret “Gay Frog Initiative” and mutant vampire lizard experiments in Wuhan before Jones discovers what he has been up to."

    After World Realizes He Was Right About Everything, Alex Jones Appointed As New Head Of CDC (infowars.com)
     
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    I heard he has a direct spiritual link to the Father of Truth his patron saint, St Rush.
     
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