Are you an illegal alien and want to vote in US elections? Here's how!

Dear new arrival-
Welcome to the United States, I'm sure you're quite exhausted after your trip from your country and in need of receiving as many freebies from the US and your State of choice's government as you can get your hands on. Well, I've got great news for you! You can get involved with the political process and vote for leftist politicians who, in turn, will vote for more and more freebies for people like you. Since you probably do not speak English, and likely have few if any marketable skills, it's important that you find free or subsidized housing, EBT benefits (free food!!), free childcare, free cell phones, and much, much more.

But first, we need your help. You have to register to vote.

Here's how: Click on this link: https://www.eac.gov/voters/national-mail-voter-registration-form

Once you've navigated to that page, you'll find a downloadable voter registration form in any of 21, yes 21(!), different languages. Fill out the document, and follow the instructions about how to send it in.

IMPORTANT: You must select "Yes" in the checkbox about your citizenship status. Technically, this is illegal, but nobody will ever ask you to document or prove your declaration to be true, and since it would be considered "racial profiling" for any government employee to question if you're lying or not, the chances of you getting caught are very, very low. For all practical purposes, nonexistent. And if you do, no need to worry, because if you receive any punishment at all, it will be extremely mild and almost certainly not include any jail time. A small fine would be the worst-case scenario.

Again, welcome to the United States, and please vote early and often for Democrats so we can continue providing you with free stuff and never work another day in your life!

Paid for by the Democratic National Committee.

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OK, getting real now, the above is obviously (I hope) somewhat sarcastic, but it's also very accurate. Any person on the planet can obtain a voter registration form at the link provided, in any of 21 different languages (several of which I've never even heard of), and with one little lie, receive a voter registration anywhere except S. Dakota, Wyoming, New Hampshire, and PR.

There are an unknown and unknowable number of ineligible non-citizen voters in our voter rolls, and the only way to put it to an end is to invalidate all registrations and require everyone to re-register and require them to provide proof of Citizenship when doing so.

Until we do so, our elections are an absolute sham. Anyone who claims there are no illegals voting is being disingenuous and just looking the other way.

I suggest that after the upcoming mid-terms, we re-register everyone as I previously outlined. What say you?