best guide to critical race theory

A mounting effort by some Republican lawmakers to ban the teaching of critical race theory in U.S. schools has prompted debate about what it is and its place in American education. The Onion answers the most common questions about critical race theory and the debate surrounding its teaching.

Q: What is critical race theory?
A: An academic concept that racism is a social construct embedded into legal systems, government policies, and in-laws.

Q: Should critical race theory be taught in our schools?
A: Not unless we’re aiming for fewer white supremacists.

Q: Won’t teaching it just make other kids hate my white children?
A: Your kids are already insufferable and widely despised.

Q: Why do some people condemn critical race theory?
A: Misplaced sexual frustrations.

Q: Does critical race theory instill the belief that all white people are racist?
A: Academics are way too timid to pull off something like that.

Q: Why are conservatives attacking it so aggressively?
A: They have come to view Joe Biden as too nonthreatening of a target.

Q: Is it true that critical race theory opposes empiricism and embraces science as a causal mechanism?
A: You’re thinking of critical realism theory, moron.


Short article, no more at link.
https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-s-guide-to-critical-race-theory-1847056450

 

It's Racist Leftwing Indoctrination: America is fighting back: Black mom eviscerates CRT, calls it “racist” garbage that will destroy the nation.

"Fla. mom, Keisha King, to the State Board of Education: Critical Race Theory "does not teach the truth, unless you believe that whites are better than blacks ... Telling my child, or any child, that they are in a permanently oppressed status because they are black is racist"

 

"Academic" Racist Scum: Academic Study Frames Whiteness As A “Parasitic-Like Condition.”

 

I started to answer before realized it was not serious.....

Q: Should critical race theory be taught in our schools?
A: Not unless we’re aiming for fewer white supremacists.

the aim should also be to have less white racist and less black racists

 

Okay, good so far...in-laws. Lmao. So true.

 

A link to a story in the onion(Not real news!!!!)? Do I need to teach some of you libos how to use sources and links when you post?

 

Q: What isn't critical race theory?
A: Being taught to K-12 children, nor in either university in my state. Nor anywhere else that I can find.

 

Yeah, show us some of that good ol conservative humor.

 

The onion is a satirical publication you do not even know that?

 

Is this a serious question? See #5.

 

nothing about critical race theory is "real news."

 

Proof that satire and liberal talking points are barely distinguishable these days.

 

And CRT just further balkhanizes the and produces more if both.

 

So is Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN...but righties gobble it up like rain after a drought, so go figure.

 

Simply put, it is the replacement of rights with outcomes. You can have all the civil rights you want, but it is the outcomes that matter.

 

Ummmmmm

Did you notice where this was sourced from?

 

Did you notice where this was sourced from?

 

Yeah lefty's been lied to for so long now they don't even know what the truth is.

 

don't know what it is yet, so can't say

but I agree that the "white privilege" attacks on the whites does that

 

Gary, don't give up your day job because you suck at comedy.

 

It certainly seems to prove the adage that it requires a degree of intelligence to understand the nuances of comedy.

Maybe some of our posters here will respond to stick figures more critically.

 

That's good cause I wasn't trying to be funny...

 

We have the Babylon Bee for that…

 

That's good to know, that way I don't have to stretch my imagination to think you might actually be capable of posting something human.

 

simply put, that has nothing yo do with it.