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  1. keymanjim

    keymanjim New Member Past Donor

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    President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake
    occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's
    Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters
    continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea
    Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the
    founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

    (source unknown.)
     
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    If there isn't any "change" the next 1 will be from everybody running toward the cheese line!!
     
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    Granny says it's the Lord warnin' dem lefty lib'rals to repent...
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    Three earthquakes in three days. More than coincidence?
    August 24, 2011 - First came an earthquake in Colorado. Then Virginia's quake shook the US from South Carolina to New England. Finally, San Francisco had a rattler as well. Are they connected?
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    How could Virginia quake be felt in Canada and crack the Washington Monument?
    August 24, 2011 - Rocks of the East Coast conduct earthquakes much better than rocks in the West. It means a moderate quake in rural Virginia can travel far and damage the Washington Monument.
     

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