Yeah i know. so is your mom still mad at me for dating you... ...man she has a hell of a temper. what happened to your Dad anyway?
"Don't put 'Miss' on my tombstone, honey... I ain't missed a damn thing." - - - Updated - - - healthcare.gov
"Call me 'Husky' again and I'll bite the crap out of your skinny butt!" - - - Updated - - - All that body hair would indicate she is "European"....
"I've outlived 3 doctors and all of my children. So, I've got nobody to say 'EVERYTHING in moderation' to!"
"When I was young we had to eat things like this. Now eat your broccoli. Its good for you and be grateful for it."
"Good looks on young guys only go so far, but I'm interested in the old guy in the back where the $$$ is!."