Seeker: "God, show me a sign that you exist." God: "No." Seeker: "But isn't your telling me, 'No', a sign that you do?" God: "No." Seeker: "I don't get it. Why not?" God: "Okay. I'm omnipotent, right?" Seeker: "Absolutely! By definition. That's what makes you God." God: "Then I can be one, or many, or none, as I choose, right?" Seeker: "Well, I guess that I can't limit you to any of one those options, but it would certainly be convenient if I could." God: "You can't. I'm God, and you're not." Seeker: "Never mind. Sorry I asked."
