Do Not Buy "Mike & Ike" Candy! It Promotes the Gay Lifestyle!

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  1. NoPartyAffiliation

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    It has been determined that "Mike & Ike" candy promotes the gay lifestyle through subliminal branding influence. With all the names to choose from, why did Just Born, Inc choose two men's names? They could have gone with "Barry & Mary" or another more heterosexually oriented brand but the gays who are seeking to force their chosen lifestyle on good, decent Americans are cunning and insidious. Do not be fooled! Foods that are branded specifically to force the Liberal Agenda are all around us. Other examples include:

    Ben & Jerry's (Another brand promoting the gay lifestyle)
    Hot Dog on a Stick (teaches children lewd, gay practices)
    Aunt Jemima (Promotes the idea that Blacks make better pancakes and syrup)
    Tex-Mex Restaurant Chain (Implies that Mexico and America are one country - promotes amnesty of illegal immigrants).
    ChinaTown Buffet Restaurant Chain (Implies that our debt to China is acceptable, promotes socialism)
    Oreo Cookies (Promotes bi-racial relations)
    Busch Beer (Promotes Lesbianism)
    Miller Genuine Draft (pormotes farting)

    This is important America! We need to stop the Liberal Media and now Liberal foods from destroying our country, eliminating freedom and forcing us all to become Socialists!
     
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    Hahahahahah :p
     
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    I saw the thing on tv about the guy suing the theatre for charging too much for snacks. They showed Mike & Ike and well, weird inspiration hit...
     
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    I'm definitely buying my GF some Busch!
     
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    Mike and ike are yucky as are good and plenty

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I"]1950s *Good & Plenty* Candy Commercial - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    So then you're saying being gay is yucky by extension! I get it! You hater! I'm reporting you to the ACLU!!!

    ;)
     
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    nah, but you know what are awesome.......Charleston Chew and Bit O Honey

    the chews need to be cold and the Bit O Honey..........I can't stop eating them when I find them in a store
     
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    I laughed hard.
     
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    You should stop reading fox news...
     
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    TY TY TY

    it wasn't from FOX News, it was from The Las Vegas Times!

    www.lasvegastimes.info

    Did you see the article on unemployment? From the front page:

    "When asked about the Latino vote Boehner was only slightly more optimistic.
    "Well the advantage they have over the blacks is that the Mexican Community is known to be hard-working. Also foods like tacos and nachos seem to be more popular than ever, whereas fried chicken actually seems be less popular than it once was."
     
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    That's some pretty..., um.... profound journalism right there >.<

    As a native of las vegas, I must say I'm not particularly surprised.
     
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    I am certain the paper will win the Pulitzer soon!
     
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    I don't eat Mike and Ikes because that causes blood sugar issues.... but I would much rather say I don't eat it because of their stance. Gets me more attention on FB from my liberal friends
     

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