A Mexican, an Arab, and a TEXAS girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes her beer, she throws her glass in the air, pulls out her pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. She says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz she's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out her AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. She says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In TEXAS , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless TEXAS!
A Colorado cowboy and a Texas cowboy are riding a fence line, when they come across a sheep that has gotten it's head stuck in the fence wire. The Colorado cowboy jumps off his horse and goes to the sheep, and begins having sex with the sheep. After a minute he turns around to the Texas cowboy and says "I'm sorry partner, did you want some of this action?" The Texas Cowboy says "I sure do" and he jumps off his horse and sticks his head in the fence wire......
I don't know in which hell hole girls shoot glasses after drinking but it must be some really weird place...
