This just in from Ft. Drum in upstate (WAY upstate) New York -via DUFFLEBLOG : the Military's most trusted news source. http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/03/a..._term=0_6128900c72-98d52130a6-23671945#!yGqUL (For the thicker skulled -yes, you, you, and you-this is SATIRE ! )